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[binkleandflip]

Here we are!!

funnily enough my trainer was talking about home visits yesterday.

I had suggested a fantastic business idea - going round in a van and picking people up (like they do the dog walkers round here - do they do that where you are?) then taking them for a run on the beach.

Funnily enough he wasnt impressed

He said that he has been asked to go to peoples houses but the idea is to get them out of the house (read: rut) and give them somewhere they have to make an effort to go to IYSWIM. With the knowledge that is they dont turn up the PT will be on their case.

Berrie blows raspberry at Zeb ner ner!

Yes that's my problem too Zeb...if only I could get a personal trainer to visit I would be a veritable sylph!

What is it with you two wanting home visits from fit young men?

I think I posted a link to my trainers didnt I? Thought it was self-explanatory - I mean, have you seen them?

hate it when that happens!

I have got really fatter since my back went. Zero exercise for a fortnight + misery eating = round Berrie!

A reminder...

www.kineticspersonaltraining.co.uk

Berrie, you have an excuse, my curvy-ness is purely due to lots of exercise - and twice as much food

Tee hee, I remember now Binkle...
Oh Oh Oh, Lee dream last night, just remembered! His hair brushed my face when he kissed me on the cheek, my friend had just introduced us....sigh

The chap doing the manicure looks ok

hmmm, I saw pic of DVO and Lee having cosy sunday lunch Then an interview with her where she answered every question (regardless of its subject) with the words "Lee...."/ "well, I'm with Lee now you know..."

Seem to remember she has always been like this gushing about her other half - only the names have changed

So hopefully she will be far too full on for him, spoiling his concentration, thus threatenting his ascendance to mega-stardom and he will be advised to drop her

No doubt she would soon bounce back....

lol - I'm going to tell him that

it's an all round service you know!!

Where was the interview?

Berrie goes off to surf for more DVO/Lee gossip.

Link to interview please?

It was in a magazine that I was reading in the vets waiting room - cant remember which but one of the celeb gossip ones

I never said I wanted a trainer for a home visit - I don't have the floors for a start!
Nope, a totally innocent visit to the office gym at lunchtimes, you sewer minded individuals

And being fun never stopped anyone also being a tit!

oh, I misread - thought you meant a leetle private session in your boudoir, y'know nudge, nudge

True Zeb.
I didn't get a chance to speak to Kay Burley (again). I bet she's a tit.

she has a very bizarre rictus smile

Humph...'it's nice to have someone to snuggle up with in bed' DVO...tell you what love, you snuggle up to my DH and I'll take Lee for the night...

Berrie
You wouldn't really swap your DP?

Only in my dreams!

Sorry, DH.

I wouldn't let my DH anywhere near DVO! He's definitely already got a soft spot for her, and always defends her when I slag her off! (his other soft spots are Darcey Bussell and Imogen Stubbs, who are both at least classy!)

I'm not some sort of swinger you know! ...twas a throwaway comment!