Welcome Amandella, theres a stats thread where you can check us all out.
it's a bit out of date tho really but you'll get the gist.
make sure you watch this thread and you'll soon be an old hand.
there's a hard core who're here every day for mutual support, advice, information and general mickey-taking or just downright bossy and rudeness (watch out for the KewCumber )
anyways, i'm in isleworth (at the moment at least), have dd 19 months and work 4 days per week.