Spring Meet-up v3.0: The one where Pag decides

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.. And the lurkers cone out to play.

ROLL UP ROLL UP
The MN Spring Meet-up will be held on Saturday 21st May 2011 at the Clerk & Well pub in London, EC1.
Tickets are £15.00, payment is via PayPal to [email protected]

Send me a PM if you don't have Paypal; we can organise payment via bank transfer.

everyone is welcome, and there's no dress code.

Come party!!

I suspect I will be the oldest. [sigh]

There's still time to join up; final numbers go out to the venue tomorrow, so you have until midnight!

Has anyone asked reality about this +1 shit.

We shouldn't be allowed to bring real people. It isn't on. We should all be losers.

Oh
Adds ' dah dah daaaaaaahhhhh' to methods post for midnight deadline drama

As long as your mate is a loser too, that's fine. If she's crepey and knackered then even better

Nicely put alouiseG.

I thought you were getting her to post on the thread Reality, so she's a real-ish MNer...?

I notice we've attracted another MNHQer too!

Ok then. As long as you promise you really are a loser like me

Is she creepy and knackered. Alouiseg asks an excellent question there..

I'll instruct DoorBitch to ensure that only the tragically unhip and desperate are granted entry.

No don't do that Methods, I've paid now - I don't want to be turned away at the door.

BigTilly I am not really a fake tanner as such (I've never had a spray tan in my life and suspect I never will, and I am as pale and pasty as they come) but my legs are just TOO MUCH for you all to cope with, and as the weather is threatening to be warm I might not be able to wear tights so I'm just trying to tone the white down a bit, for all your sakes. It's that stuff that goes on clear and develops.

2 MNHQ's (curtseys) if they're coming in pairs it must mean they expect trouble. I can picture the MNHQ Hoolie van outside, earpieces in place shouting GO,GO,GO at the slightest mention of ffeeding vs bfeeding, sahm v wohm, state vs private. I bet they even have an interrogation chamber in their van!

I wonder if they'll round up the Tories and drop them off at the Tower the Guardian for enlightenment?

Two? Who is else is coming? I'm not paying proper attention am I?

Is this going to be like teachers going to the school disco and watching us all snogging?

I'm only joking BTW Justine and whoever the other one is. I realise that you are all human and need a night out like the rest of us, even after all the Guardian luvvie high falutin' circles you must move in. Just don't set your expectations too high.

I have a plan. I am going to buy about 10 tubes of beauty flash balm and put it on all over. Except my arse. Firstly as I am not expecting to show it and secondly as that would require many more tubes.

RebeccaMNHQ - she's on the list above ^

Oh. Will there be snogging?

Princess Rebecca of MNHQ will be accompanying Princess Justine of MNHQ.

Best behaviour ladies .

There will be no snogging, arse slapping, podium dancing or any other behaviour deemed unseemly for old trouts ladies. Until we sweet talk our way into Fabric and go crazy.

Well according the the media MNers are all fiercely intelligent and serious, and they must get that information from the Oompa-Loompas who work inside the MN PR machine. Except I don't think any of those types are coming. I'm afraid we might shatter all Justine and Rebecca's illusions on Saturday. Let the side down. They might ex-communicate us.

I haven't even heard of Fabric.

That's a very bad sign.