Morning all! Nice to see the stick come out so early in the day 
Struggling to mind the mental horsepower to contribute much this week. Long story short, my French bods have not turned up. I travelled down here on Sunday afternoon, car laden with everything needed to make the four of them as comfortable as possible. Individual fecking chargers/plug sockets; translated menus; even bastard sugar cubes. Got a call at 7am bank holiday monday telling me it was too risky for them owing to quarantine on the return journey. They were fully aware of the rules. The rules had not changed. It was only on Saturday that they were confirming bloody safety shoe sizes and food intolerances.
Went to tell the owner of the business and I felt like a police constable delivering very bad news on the telly.
So, we're trying to do as much as we can via Zoom, but it's not the same and will delay the transaction by weeks/months. There's also a lack of trust on our side now as, let's face it, it is spectacularly bad form.
Am also stuck in a remote cottage in the woods with no wifi, no TV, no curtains and plenty of things going bump in the night.
Shall we look for positives?
- I don't have to try and dodge any foods at the elaborate, privately-catered dinners we'd booked;
-I know the French for Baked Alaska (omelette norvegienne) which is both ridiculous and potentially useful one day;
-I brought enough ready-prepared meals with me to last the week. The nightly surprise of what I've just defrosted is quite fun. Chicken Alfredo, hotpot, curry, omelettes, combo of broccoli, cauliflower all reheat very well, so that's good to know. Courgettes and aubergine do not. Also good to know;
-I am very much on plan in terms of food and water (albeit less on plan in terms of the amount of red wine I had on Monday evening);
-Nobody has thus far asked me for batteries for an xbox controller. First time in years.
I'll shake it off of course (one of the benefits of having hidden shallows), but am a little discombobulated.
Will try harder in the balance of the week to interact with you all- particularly given some of the actual suffering here, but I promise I am reading everything through a veil of tears 