Cleareyes you lot are so lucky to have me absorbing all this carby rubbish for you but it stops tonight, do you hear me, I just can't take it any more, it's not fair, not fair, not fair I tell you, why does everyone else get to eat the fat and I have to drink beer, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME ^ I feel used, used I tell you
I know introductions happen naturally but I was eluding to making it clear that we are part of the inner sanctum of the Gammeldag Illuminati and therefore will be naturally supportive of the fledgling bootcampers on the dangerofthechristmasparty bootcamp. It will be obvious to all the newcomers that we're all bat shit crazy everything we say makes perfect sense and we never speak in our own secret language and haven't created our own terminology for anything at all.
Cider stay for bootcamp, go on, aw go on, go on, aw go on stay, go on you know it won't be as much fun anywhere else and ...........
You have to listen to BIWI, she is a higher being and she knows her shit, all of us here are thinner because of BIWI and her knowledge so don't diss her by going on the batty diet that will make you weak, miserable and moody. I've done long term low calorie and it will just make you hibernate and not be able to do anything and if you go out all you can eat is Air or Dust and I don't mean nice space dust but the manky stuff you find on the floor.
Once we have introduced ourselves BIWI can reveal that a group of long term hospitalised insane people are also on the thread but they are harmless because there are bars on the windows.
I made it home in one piece, I was very impressed with the help from train staff, hated the taxi ride at this end (just don't enjoy it, never feel safe bouncing around in the back) so it does open up some possibilities for me. There is a big but though and that is I can't get on the train and go somewhere for the day because I can't carry a ventilator, power pack and suction machine if I'm on my own can I, it's frustrating because I would love to get on the train and go to London and while away a day in Harrods an art gallery.
I'm getting strict with myself and more honest with you lot, I often post food and end up eating something completely different and I still have a guilty Atkins bar habit but I ate the last one today and I won't be replenishing my stash. I also haven't been brilliant on the water consumption front either. So I will be posting what I actually eat rather than leaving the fantasy menu on the thread.
Today I have eaten:
Two slices of halloumi and some smoked ham
I Atkins bar
I pkt of Gammeldags
Dinner will be some stir fried chicken with pepper, spinach, cauliflower and courgette noodles