Gointothewoods OMG that is a horrific day. I'm so sorry and well done for not diving into a pile of chocolate!
Charlie I hope you feel better soon.
For all pork scratchings fans, here's my tip: if you can't get round to Charlie 's house for a sample of her home-cooked crackling, and you can get to an independent butchers, many of them seem to do lovely fresh pork scratchings without all the monosodium glutamate, nitrates, dodgy seasonings and shite. A million miles from the awful service station packets.
Best sounds pretty good to me. I had coffee with cream and butter twice, a 2-egg omelette in butter; avocado chicken and watercress salad in a swamp of olive oil for lunch, herb tea with butter in it (RANK), pork stir-fry with coconut rice with - you guessed it - butter for supper. 3l water. I may have greek yog with cream later but in all honesty I may turn into a grease spot if I do.
Weds / thurs are going to be a challenge as I'm away for work at a series of catered do's but i'll cross that bridge when I skid over it on an oil slick.