Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone? Part 22

[Monty100]

Yay, did I make it to the bar first again??

kdk that's why i am doing it, teaching ....
and yes, it was an o level last time I failed it! tbh today was not too bad
thanks for the good wishes all
scl hello, sounds like a lucky escape with stalker
janos, yay! missed you, glad you are feeling better
aurora, good name
monty I like monty though, why change?
mind you I thought that about rj
menorca

Ninah - hi! Glad it went ok. Phew! Fingers crossed.

DS knows my name on here and I don't want him prying .

He's angelic tonight, but then I did cook him steak, red onions, chips, and salad little toerag.

Hey up everyone - what a day.

Aw thanks ninah

Well I was out early doors, returned at back of six only to find my new door is still being installed, then somehow I ended up with a house full of children..

Never mind, I had some great banter going the workman who entertained me with stories of how he fitted two windows in a male brothel in Edinbugh...biggest laugh I've had quite some time. Apparently window fitting seems to be one of those jobs where you see and hear all sorts.

Anyway, am easing back into the swing of things with dating..seem to be a magnet for chancers and the ever tedious 'hi hun ru fit n fancy sum fun' crowd but there do seem to be some decent men lurking in there. One guy emailed me back saying 'you and me babe, how about it'.

Ummmm.......computer says no?

Vee jealous those of you who have been away enjoying the sun! Hope you had a good time.

Must go and get DS ready for bed.

all the more reason to keep your name
'oi monty's ds listen to your mother d'you hear
or lots of virtual mums are going to come out of the screen at night
we are like the X rated version of Nanny McPhee ok? you don't want to meet us'
lol at janos chatting up the workmen
the male brothel, that's for gay men right?

monty - is he towing the line a bit now?

janos - wow, blokes seriously think it's acceptable to email that to a lady? good to see ya back thou.

sin - stalker - was that yorkshire, or the chap you were working with?

mrsm - loving the new name. how's things with you?

sm - when you find a nice chap - which you deserve, and indeed who will treat you proper, you won't have insecurities which make you question everything he does or everything you say. it will just be.

juicy - glad you had fun, how's the exams coming along?

ninah hope it went well. good luck with the talk anyhow!

Lou - thanks for the info - I was concerned about what to wear/expect but I guess you are all there for the same thing. he actually mentioned it to me, but it's something (along with a few other things) that i've been interested in but never had the confidence to action.

just gonna register for year 2 of my OU degree course. YAY!.... no really! lol. aside from that not a right lot happening, apparently a certain person is missing me at the gym - doubtful either way had his chance & didn't take it! lol. soldier is feeling v sorry for himself atm, has 'man flu' still came over y'day with his uniform for today - hmmm........ funny how they put it on & they're totally different - but he is in a good way - v v v good way

LMAO @ ninah to monty's DS - thing is thou young man - she's right!!! and a whole bunch of ladies isn't a pretty sight, esp when one of us has PMT and isn't nice with it!

Thanks belle and congrats on reaching year 2 of your OU course

Yes ninah, the make brothel is for gay men. Apparently one of the clients looked at him hopefully and was put straight (so to speak) 'Nae chance pal, I'm a real workman'. App the workers were all dressed up YMCA style!

someone did say that and on Guardian Soulmates no less. Maybe it's a misguided attempt at ironic humour?

I do not like being addressed as babe by men I don't know (and even men I do, come to that). I find it very rude, and not in the good way!

thanks janos, have just applied now for year 2 starting 2nd October - which is good as it will give me the summer to ease back into things again, and get back on track.

ref the babe thing - i'm not worried either way tbh - either being called it or calling a bloke it - I usually call soldier babe, or for a random one baby cakes - don't ask why - no idea lol. he calls me princess which is a nice way to be greeted first thing in the morning. 'hun' is a real no no for me tbh.

well done belle, yr two of your degree! go girl
and lol at uniform, you sound v loved up atm
at janos's workman
was kind of hoping for some male objectification by women there, but obv a male brothel is for men too

Whatever floats your boat belle, I say

at me chatting up the workman. He's actually a nice bloke! Don't particularly fancy him tho.

I know ninah...according to him there were all sorts there. Lots of middle class types in suits, apparently!

oh I'm sure
one of my mates was a prolific 'sauna' user among other things
suits, wedding rings - all sorts

re fancying him, you haven't tried kdk's beer goggle test yet tho - or have you?
get him to shave off his moustache change out of his leather chaps and bob's your builder
and so handy ...

Hi all

glad to see everyone around - and nice to have you back Janos ... you certainly can't have worse luck than me - have now reached the all time low of being favourited by this - not sure the link will work but if anyone fancies a bisexual 19-year-old who would like to wear your clothes and finds older women a turn-on and is a self-professed clown, please be my guest - Janos??

Me, I'm heading for the hills (again) and thinking I should probably try and find something more productive to do with my time (and computer) as I'm obviously NOT going to meet a fit, interesting and available man anytime soon!

well stay on the thread kdk or stay in touch

I am wondering if he would wear tesco value jeans?

ah practice ya banter on him if nothing else - nothin wrong with some harmless flirting.

erm...... least he's honest kdk about his preferences. lol.

did he honestly email ya?

belle scratches bottom of the barrel for usp

Belle, thanks for the hard sell but no sale! For a start, I'm not exactly a cross-dresser's dream as dresses don't figure too largely in my wardrobe - and the few I have got I ain't sharing - least not with matty from harpenden!

Also got a message from someone who said i was an 'angle' - strange I always thought of myself as pretty rotund but am obviously wrong!

was it a saint? gregorius?
angles not angels

oh now I know I am tired
that was all vice versa
kdk you are keeping us going atm now the sofa brigade are 'nesting'
I will try and come up with some funny dates over the summer holidays, I promise.

Damn KDK, I was just thinking of putting a profile on a site and wondering which one. You've put me off now.

Ehhhh....think I'll pass on that kdk. Thanks for the thought tho .

One of the decent sounding blokes that messaged me is 6ft 5". Should be interesting if it ever gets to the dating stage as I'm 5ft 1 1/2!

niona - scratching at the bottom..don't you mean digging a great big bloody hole in the bottom?