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Xmas gift ideas for your horrible ex/h/p....?

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 17/10/2009 16:04

a hamper full of ready-meals for one?
anger management course?
good-parenting workshop?
any other recommendations???!!!

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elastamum · 01/12/2009 11:09

Very funny!! I will have to respond at some stage but am mildly offended to think that after being together 11 years he has no idea what I like. Last year he got me an obvious petrol station present from the kids and I gave him a bollocking for setting such a bad example

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 02/12/2009 10:25

oh jesus was it a can of de-icer
and yep will be seeing you all in the queue at poundland any day now

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mathanxiety · 03/12/2009 06:26

He has everything he ever wished for -- a place of his own paid for by mummy, a car paid for by mummy, clothes picked out and bought by mummy ... no children or wife to interrupt whatever it is that goes on between his ears. This year for a change, I'm treating him to complete indifference.

passmyglassplease · 03/12/2009 07:40

I love this thread, it always cheers me up

You should definitely think about publishing it.

passmyglassplease · 03/12/2009 07:42

A job so that he can pay his fair share for dcs.

A cup with the phrase "dcs are not just for xmas" (insert appropriate phrase)

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 03/12/2009 09:50

still being a nobber is he passmyglass?

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elastamum · 03/12/2009 14:07

I love the idea of a mug with Your children are for life not just for Xmas & photos on it just in case he forgets!

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 03/12/2009 14:14

lol @ elastamum
well ladies have just returned from poundland and purchased exh's xmas card from the kids for the princely sum of 50p..so job done!
v tempted to buy him some nasty toiletries with a scouring pad too..hee hee hee

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 03/12/2009 14:16

and some superglue to shut that nasty gob of his forever

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MsDav · 03/12/2009 17:13

I might buy my XP some Tampax, he is a right bloody c**t after all.

Leslaki · 03/12/2009 22:37

I want one of those mugs and the super glue!! And a very nicely wrapped and beribbond court order saying that if you are going to be a twat and stop your maintenance then HMCS will take it out of your wages and your boss and all the HR dept will know what a twat you are - and charge you £1 per month admin charge!!!

Apart from that I might make him a life size Xmas pudding costume, cover him in brandy then produce a box of matches.....

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 04/12/2009 00:08

ROFL oh my god i'm loving these
keep em coming ladies...!

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makkapakkamoo · 14/12/2009 00:16

Rofl @ tampax,

or maybe some tena lady for being such a pissy pants!

AboardtheAxiom · 17/12/2009 12:42

ladies you have made me laugh out loud thanks for cheering me up

CaptainRex · 17/12/2009 20:27

How about this for the ex's?

2kidzandi · 17/12/2009 20:36

ROFL at CaptainRex

Betty79 · 17/12/2009 22:04

oh ladies ive just had a good laugh at this thread, and am sorely tempted to get one of those mugs with the kids pics on lol brilliant!

Leslaki · 17/12/2009 22:57

I might give him a framed copy if the court order with the maintenance section highlighted.
maybe an "I am a twat" t shirt
or an
"let my kids starve while I eat cake" banner for his posh new house.

Or simply a present from my homeland - a Glasgow kiss - right on his napper!

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 18/12/2009 09:55

rofl @ the gift of nothing
tho i'm quite liking that bullshit button too

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Leslaki · 18/12/2009 22:39

a dose of reality....

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