Where have all the fit and interesting men gone part 12a

[lou33]

seeing as there has been discussion about using 13

(not that it bothers me)

i feel sorry for myself my back is still playing up, and i just tripped and made it hurt in the usual lower back place

sure, I need to find a volunteer to experiment with then.

Never used a toy in my life.

Discussed it with someone a few years ago but it never happened.

On the level, I mentioned it to Al once but he reckoned it wasn't needed. pmsl

.... so it never happened.

i think every woman should have one by law

thank goodness for you monty
was beginning to feel terribly ingenue
it's partly all that battery, finding the screwdriver thing, you know, like xmas when dc get a million things and you've got the wrong AA and can't get the plastic undown
non organic, that's all I'm saying

you dont need a screwdriver!

Ok, ok, I give in
I will find out more ...

so which one are you touting recommending lou philips or love honey?!

well like i said i need to do more research but so far the ears are in hte lead

ninah, just let me know if you need any guidance , i am more than happy to help you choose

are you SGB in disguise lou?!
and...what happ to lighters on relationships
..have you made him go do one scarper?!
thought that reply to exh was classic!

haha why thank you, i dont think he appreciated it though

it appears the thread was pulled, i was quite enjoying myself on it , shame eh?

yep only skimmed thru but hey you were on form lady fair play!
let's hope he it keeps off our thread!
nn all x

i thought he was quite amusing, but i only saw that thread and only popped in at the end

sleep well

Hi everyone. Just posting and running before I have to start getting up for work. Hope you all have a great weekend, I intend to

ahy what happened to it, did all the threads get pulled cos there was a few from him wasn't there?

Toys are a def must I feel. XH used to like them as well. GB is really into them - but that's a whole other thread

my vote is the ears as well - or a joint one is something like the dolphin one from AS.

i dont have 1. not a huge fan.

i prefer the real thing. cant get my head around the idea its not a real one iykwim.

and.. ninah... i think they do feel odd. sorry ladies, but you cant beat flesh. and even those life-like feeling ones just aren't the same.

there ok for a bit of variety with foreplay but i'm far more slutty liberal when not using one. they just make me cringe and feel awkward.

(which is nothing i suppose compared to what i will get up to without a vibe )

Just quickly to put my 2 penny worth in on the vibe issuse before I start work.

It's not like the real thing I agree Juicy and I too feel awkward bringing it out with someone there. If you are single though it's a great quick fix and I hate it when my batteries run out. Find some men jealous of the rabbit as in my case it's usually a lot more efficient than themselves.

Think a toy that works for both and isn't shaped as a giant cock (usually much firmer and bigger than the real thing) is the way to go.

Better get on with some work now.

you guys.

I personally don't like the whole 'feels like real' type ones, in that case i'd rather have real than that.

but it adds a bit of extra spice I think.

ho hum. also better do some work - been left home alone in the office - woohoo! partay with radio 1 on!

and do you beleive it someone's eaten all the buscuit - gotta run out now to the vending machine!

that's exactly where I'm coming from rj, I only go for the real thing
thanks for the offer tho lou lol
half term here! hooray!

evening all
just looking in before i begin half-term incarceration holiday
weekend plans anyone?
staying in for me and the dcs tho bf round tomorrow night
good to see our sparky gushing over on relationships
scl any news since?
and update needed from itm me thinks!

Evening ladies, sorry havent been round a lot, busy week.

Quick update from me about 2nd date, well it happened yesterday at my house, as he has his son all weekend and i couldnt get a babysitter, was prob a bit early for iniviting him over, well he pretty much invited himself very cheekily lol but we had a nice evening

lol at all the talk about toys i must go have a proper read!

all sounding good betty

hey all,

well XH has apparently had his heart ripped out by the 'love of his life' (AKA the bitch OW) as she's said she doens't want to see him - like ever again.. AWWWWW all together now..... all I can think of saying is.... in the wise words of olde Pete - U ain't shit! (his face book says he's devastated at loosing the love of his life - seriosuly what are DS & I - I was his wife ffs, married to the twat for 5 years together for 8.5 and put up with so much shit and abuse!)

in other news gymboy/I may or may not be seeing each other tomorrow - who knows! am going shopping in the outlets with my aunty thou during the morning, while he stands in town to count people. deep joy for him! either way again am totally fine with it... cos again.. he ain't shit lol.

might have to look into getting my divorce sorted out now, as today tbh (knew it in a lot of ways) i've realised i'm finally over XH, totally 110% and looking forward to the rest of my life, with or without someone. am content alone, am content with someone. everything is good.

sparky sounds like she's getting on OK. am pleased for her.

sin - any word from same name at all?

Betty also sounding good.

How's the rest of you getting on anyhow?

i am just jacked in studying for the night.

going to squander 15 mins on here before i go see easties i missed studying earlier.

i've got girls night tomorrow night. looking forward to that.

gymboys just confirmed tomorrow night. YAY!

those of you who are divorced, did you do it 'properly' ie thru the sols. or did you do it yourself using the online things? if I ahve to pay for the 'proper' route XH can do it & pay after all he's done why should I keep clearing up his mess- on the other hand for the sake of £50 if it's easy to do it online I may just go for that option.