where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 6)

[sincitylover]

thrilled to be kicking off part 6 on a sinful note lol

Blaming the vino for texting samename1 and asking him out - he text right back suggesting early this afternoon but don't think I can make it as am waiting for my brother who is coming down to help me swap washing machines and is always late bless him!

Then had a rather raunchy chat with young guy who have been in touch with for ages - trying to think of a nickname for him - very good looking - lives in your neck of the woods Lou. Think we might meet up soon.

At least resisted the urge to text exbf.

ah htey like a bit of mrs robinson, just throw them a bone

lol at Lou!
come up here to the Midlands and be called
'bab' ffs!
grr.i hate it so much
Janos it's Friends Reunited Dating
ohhh and lets not even go down the bad grammar route
tis a bone of contention on this thread
as is men with fishes,topless shots,look at me i'm a right regular geezer down me local,check out the wheels ladies etc etc types
yes it's wearing a tad thin now

but hey we're all still smiling...just

Ooh, FRD? Maybe I will have a look...

What's with the topless shots? What are they thinking? Now I like a nice torso but that's a bit...dunno, a bit much I guess.

IMO.

He thinks that the age difference doesn't matter.

Maybe I should tell him about the stretch marks..the ultimate test!

sadly the topless shots are from bald,short arsed nuggets
not from those two words types which i like to read on profiles toned athletic

Yeah I've noticed that myself. Hmmm.

Some men have a rather over-inflated opinion of themselves, don't they?

ohhh don't they just
tho saying that have recently seen some women's profiles in detail too thanks to adad123
shameful really!
and the sad thing is that they are mothers like all of us

topless shots = im just gonna stick about long enough to slip it to you then bugger off to the next notch on the bedpost

Euuurgh, why do people DO that?

I'm an open minded person but cannot imagine putting semi clothed pics of myself online, even if I had a fabulous flaw-free bod (I don't).

and then they probably complain that people are only after them for their body

now onto more important things

if the people who are fucking about loudly in my street are belonging to anyone reading this, can you tell them to stfu please and drag them inside

they are not as funny as they think and quite frankly pissing me off

ohhh Lou
straight talking as ever!
i wouldn't dream of being put on a site in my scanties not that i'm ashamed
it's just plain wrong
jeeze i have had enough perves hitting on me and that's without having a pic
they just read my hair colour and size i think,oh and not to mention that i'm divorced ,so hey in pervos' players'language that reads
gagging for it

yes well at that point i ask them if they can see a pricelist on my forehead, because last time i checked there wasnt one, so they must be confusing me with someone else

ooh ladies that hot fella from my neck of the woods is online
Lou will email him to you
[email protected]
if you want to be kept informed of latest hotties

he isnt my type asbm but he isnt bad

Lou check your inbox
and not me taking the p this time i promise

i wouldn't kick him out of bed
tho he is a touch pretty i agree
better than the others i have sent your way lately tho
he got the big thumbs up from Holly and SV tho

oh yes a definite notch or two higher, well done you

i havent been on pof for a few days

did you see that other skank?
eww.i nearly died of the shock
and app.he's either messaged or winked inthemist

oh dear lol

i havent been online since the one who initally was talking to scl started being eager to talk to me once i looked at his profile

he told me to get in touch when i was able to chat

that will be sometime about never then

oh dear!
yes harry gave me his msn and i've added him which he's obv.aware of, spent all night logging in and out to remind me of his existence
but hey am i messaging him first?
ohhh nooo!
fgs how pathetic!
he's older than me too!
and i know that he's checked up on me on FRD
oh how school playground is all of this
i really can't be arsed
nite all sleep well x

am off to bed too, night

Missed that one as I toddled off to my pit, needing some beauty sleep.

Is that MSN, asb?

morning all. hi janos,

i had a power cut last night. that guy in the bogs is really disgusting. he was all greasy and sweaty as if suffering from withrawl.

Morning All!
yes RJ he's a bit of a smack head alright
you'd expect him to be quite nice really as his name is an amalgamation of those hotties from take that-oh well!
Janos yes MSN