Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 26)

[BlackFLAMECandle]

Oooh brand new thread!

Lol Lou :o

Try a second date maybe?

Still have awol period. I have a window of a couple more days before I panic.

Oh flame, hope it comes soon x

UrbanDryad has ordered me to pick up a test today. Its VERY unlikely. ..

fingers crossed...

does the happy dance of the non knocked up

now where IS my period?

hello everyone, i'm place marking again

VonUberwald - is that a new name??

ach it didn't post

was asking if the lack of a visit from af was because of stress?

nearly all variations of this name were taken! Not feeling particularly stressed. Or i wasn't til it went awol...

Dentist has yanked my tooth about and announced it needs to be removed by oral surgeon. Face aching and feeling v sorry for myself :( Times like this I hate being single. I just want a hug and someone to make me a cuppa :(

flame the best I can do at this distance is a virtual hug (((((())))) on the bright side at least the test was -ive. hope you feel better soon. am sure AF will turn up eventually, probably when least required!

has kdk called that man yet? :)

am bored at work. too much to do and continuing office politics annoying me. oh, and heard from friend that man from party really liked me/thought I was lovely. Allegedly. So much so he's not been in contact since!

what is it with men sponge??? If he likes you then just call you dammit.

I've gone shivery. think its a side effect of dental stuff.

Text from carrot earlier saying that the film had been good as it had made him think about things more clearly. I have no idea if that is in relation to me or the girl who broke him.

Hi. Poor dd2 found the oldest hamster had died last night at bedtime. Lots of tears. Ds2 was just as upset this morning when he found out so i kept him off school. Just as well really as i got a migraine at 5am and still feel washed out by it. Managed to bury mimi tho

:( i am dreading pet death.

poor mimi :(

flame - I don't know why he doesn't just call me?! Am thinking of naming this the Sponge effect. One snog followed by an apparent complete lack of interest

there's a rogue don't in my previous sentence, please ignore. On reflection the doesn't and he are also the wrong way round. This is what comes of being on here while I should be dealing with complaint files...or vice versa

it reads absolutely fine!

Fuck me but there's weirdos about - must be remnants from Halloween ...

I give you ..
"Attn:
I wish to have a very private e-mail communication with you regards to the nature of what i am having at hand now.
Upon my receipt of your mail, i will now detail you the actual issue before for us to go deeply full into the main issue, because i would like to guide me with your elderly vision.
Moreover i would like to come over for us to see face to face and then have a One On One discussions for a Transfer matters and guidelines. I would like you to contact me only through sending your private e-mail address alone in order to maintain absolute secrecy:
Thanks and remain blessed.
Engr.Boris Campbel"

DELETE!!!!

hells bells....and whats with the 'elderly vision' bit??!

leaving aside the weirdos, have you phoned that (apparently normal) man yet?

Not yet - mainly because I'm busy this weekend and don't have the time to meet up for a date - brother's b'day on Friday and Bonfire Night at school on Saturday and hoping to meet a mate for a swift drink on Sunday ... then got a date already for next Friday (and don't think I'll be in a fit state for anything on Saturday if last time is anything to go by!)

And I so don't want to know what he 'is having at hand now'! Need a mind boggling emoticon ...

I was going to ask who you have a date with next Friday

...but then I realised it's us

I for one am really looking forward to it ... but then I don't get out much!

lol @ at hand

I am really looking forward to it too. trying to work out timings.

First time I've sent the text to the wrong man in this whole time. Not bad going considering matching names!! Thankfully it was an XH one to Carrot rather than the other way round!!!

He has a rancid cheesy cock in his hand issuing his stinky spunk

This is ann educated guess

lou I reckon that about sums it up!

I'm looking forward to next Fri as well, I will either be celebrating or drowing sorrows so either way will need a drink or several

just got a very odd way of putting it! Think, to be honest, I prefer calling a spade a spade and not a flat sided digging implement!

Have been exchanging messages with bloke off girls date for free all afternoon - he lives in Dorset (?!) - not exactly handy but he gets to London fairly regularly - only drawback is he's 55 (though suppose when I'm not lying about my age, I'm 46!).

Oo-er, he's just sent me his mobile number and asked me to text ...

Another couple of oldies have popped up recently as well - and anyone remember birdman? He's checked out my profile a couple of times recently ...