Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 25)

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Kicking this off.

Hi BeautnotMag, 3rd date sounding promising and can see you are keeping your options open.

MILY... you married and had children together. it Will never be just a business deal.

@ synopsis praise.

Never be ashamed of being a nympho.

Carrot asking my new plans for weekend. considering replying that i intend beating him til he stops pissing about.

go with that instinct Flame

what would you think of someone online calling you sausage?

Speaking to a guy on pof he had a really good profile. It doesn't really bother me but just thought that I would ask my wise friends on fit and interesting. Think he's quite a bit younger than me btw. Does have a dc.

ooh and lost four pounds at WW but think it was just period bloat IYKWIM

Kdk gosh you are on a mission.I started going to the gym after i lost my first stone.I try to get there as often as i can but is difficult.There is only one form of excercise i really enjoy and hopefully now i may not need the gym so much

Elasta Ahh that lovely that Doc is asking after your mum.Big hugs to you.

and surely if they took off the weight of my boobs and 'stone baby' (have a fibroid) TMI we could deduct another stone LOL

SCL well done on your 4lb loss.I found my losses were usually quite good at WW.

I personally wouldn't like someone calling me sausage but then DG calls me hunny all the time in texts which does irritate me a little.Poor guys they can never do right.

lol at sausage Sin, tbh not sure, depends on the context/tone of the rest of the chat....and how good looking the bloke is

BNM hunny , it's the spelling gets me more than anything

congrats on all the weight losses. Unfortunately discounting the weight of my boobs would only be worth a couple of grams

The guy I dated last year used to call me darling which really grated.

Exbf calls me sweetheart which is ok with me. Until I split with exh had never called anyone a pet name IYKWIM. Obviously things had changed a bit in 15 years LOL

he got here about half an hour ago, hoorah!

i grabbed the beer whilst he got swamped under 3 dogs and one 9 yr old child

then when the 13 and 11 yr old realised he had sweets, they piled in too

i finally got to him about 10 mins after

he is currently flat out on my bed accompanied by 2 dogs, though we are holding the children at bay

the m3 was blocked from someone going into the back of another car, the front driver was thought to have back and neck injuries, so as well as the police they had an ambulance and fire engine there

callous as it seems, i said to him to hope he got a call from the highways agency to be incident support manager (cos he does that too), so he could put his van lights on and use hard shoulder, then sneak by loads of cars before he rejoined the melee

but they didnt call him

Mily yes that's exactly it.I will probably mention it to him at some point as i do find it hard to hold my tongue about many things lol.He doesn't say it to me in person at all so i don't know why he feels the need to text it.

sorry not boasting about my boobs quite the opposite - had normal size until I had dcs then they seemed to sprout.

dp calls me woman or gf with the occasional sweetcheeks

i call him bf or lover

i am particularly keen on woman, it makes me chuckle

nn all, am going to take my weary and decrepit body off to bed in the hope that tomorrow is a better day

more nice texts from RAF soit's not all bad

glad he has finally arrived Lou.

Lover or woman is nicer.

my boobs shrunk after the kids

i will never be able to tuck them in my waistband or under my arms, let alone throw them over my shoulder

but at least they dont fall to the side onto the bed when i lie down

wouldnt mind going up a cup size though, i am not greedy

tmi probably but they have felt v sore and dp said they looked bigger than usual this last couple of weeks, so maybe they are growing back!

sin, we can compare on the 12th

Lou, woman is a good one

I can't remember what XH used to call me

really am going to bed now

Mily Really hope you feel better in the morning.Night,night.

Lou haha Woman that would make me laugh too and sweetcheeks lol.Your dp sounds great beer and sweets

Re 'petnames' - can't stand hunny, hun, doll or babes. Keep an open mind on love, sweetheart or darling - would depend on context.

Think if someone called me sausage I would deck them - particularly as it's something I call my son (my daughter is pudding!)

As everyone else is comparing.My boobs got a lil bigger after children and they aren't quite hitting the knees yet so all in all they are not bad i suppose.

xh used to call me the Turkish word for 'wife' - would deck anyone who dared that one as well!

And I for one would quite happily lose some of my boobs - mainly as I end up spending a fortune on bras but sadly they seem set on staying if heading further south with each passing year

Exp used to call me baby,big bum,doughnut and a whole variety of names which are too mean to write.

my boobs have steadily grown with each child.

XH never had any names for me.

I want a name! Old boss used to call me trouble and the bouncer tended to go with treacle.

dp uses sausage lol, but in the context of " go on sausage" to my boys when he is encouraging them about something

he will sometimes use my full real name, but the only time he calls me lou is if he is pretending to be cross with me

Exh used to call me 'wifey' . He did say it jokingly and affectionatley. I'll bet he's to a few names for me now .

Sausage? .

Lou - lol at grabbing beer. Glad he's there.