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I feel a bit sick and over emotional, can somebody tell me what to do now while i calm down.

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fairyfly · 23/08/2005 18:03

My boys were picked up by their dad on Friday. Not a very reliable man and this was probably a very stupid idea. I have not been able to get through to him on his mobile. The landline has been ignored. I have constantly been rining as i promised my children i would check they were ok daily and get them if they felt unhappy or anything.
My x's girlfriend has just answered the phone and said they are not with her, they are in Scotland, they are with their Grandad who they hardly know. I didn't even tell them thats where they were going and im not allowed to ring them.
I feel sick.

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fairyfly · 24/08/2005 11:03

Very tender poetry, some about a mothers nuturing instinct, such an intuitive new age man. wish he would come home.

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Janh · 24/08/2005 11:11

Post a poem, then, pleeeeeese?

Fio2 · 24/08/2005 11:14

actually I think the first one is about making love to a horse

oliveoil · 24/08/2005 11:14

SNORT at him being a poet

Fio2 · 24/08/2005 11:16

you wouldnt know it


oliveoil · 24/08/2005 11:16

My Small Penis

Ooooh woe is me
my penis is so small
my girlfriend doesn't notice
it at all

By Twatto

Fio2 · 24/08/2005 11:20

my small penis part 2

I noticed it this morning
in the bathroom loo
it popped out of my forehead
and was spitting out goo

fairyfly · 24/08/2005 11:21

That Thing We Do?

My smiling features infect her,
My tickling fingers tease her.
I?ve earned my laughter lines
Crinkles and creases define my mood.
Light switch temperament confuses,
Blurring shades of grey into red.
Mercurial moments of trust
Thrust her onto my lap.
Her nuances alter according to the weather.
Boiling water and ashen fires
Sweep us into the hearth
Throw us onto the earth
Hips grind out our rhythm.

Christ i need a shower, makes me gag.

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fairyfly · 24/08/2005 11:21

pmsl @ oliveoil and fio

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Fio2 · 24/08/2005 11:22

its a baout a horse I tell you or a dog

oliveoil · 24/08/2005 11:22

That is hilarious, makes no sense whatsoever. Snort.

fairyfly · 24/08/2005 11:23

I hope this never comes up in a google search or i will be shot.

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Caligula · 24/08/2005 11:25


Can't some kind speeding driver put him out of his misery?

Janh · 24/08/2005 11:26

God that is really bad

(Wish this had come up yesterday, esp fio's poem, there was a bit in one of the tabloids about M Jagger having a tiny willy, apparently revealed by Keef - there was some reference to his nose being bigger )

oliveoil · 24/08/2005 11:27

leave it on for a bit for us all to have a laugh and then get tech to delete it.

Let me read it for a bit though, takes my mind of the driving rain outside.

Another One

Oooh the rain
it is wet
just like my girlfriend
I wish

Chipolata Boy

Lizzylou · 24/08/2005 11:27

Really terrible......
What an a*se!

Lizzylou · 24/08/2005 11:27

ROFL @ OO, you are on form today!!!!

oliveoil · 24/08/2005 11:28
anorak · 24/08/2005 11:30

I'm trying really hard to be objective here...

But is he serious??

That might just well be the worst poem I've ever read. It's got no rhythm, no atmosphere, no poetic qualities at all. 'Grind out our rhythm' - how delightfully poetic - NOT.

What IS all that stuff about boiling water and ashen fires - if only someone really would pour boiling water over him.

And in a totally subjective way, nothing to do with the standard of the poetry, the content really gives away how totally self-obsessed he is!

Reminds me of that old romantic line my ex used to trot out...'what a lovely-looking girl, she'd look beautiful with my dick in her mouth'

Bleeeuuugh! [vomiting emoticon]

katierocket · 24/08/2005 11:30

Oh MY GOD, that is the biggest pile of crap ever.

"Light switch temperament confuses", whaaat?!

sobernow · 24/08/2005 11:32

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Lizzylou · 24/08/2005 11:32

Sounds like the ramblings of a hormonal Adrian Mole to Pandora type........when he was 13 3/4!!!

katierocket · 24/08/2005 11:33

OO, now you're a real poet.

anorak · 24/08/2005 11:35

Thank you so much ff fio and oliveoil etc you've made me laugh and I'm really down at the moment.

motherinferior · 24/08/2005 11:36

My smiling features inFECT HER???


I feel slightly sick.

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