Daily Mail is really bad isn't it?
Here's today's headlines:
Dannii Minogue pulls up short in the fashion stakes with an unflattering pair of hotpants: ?The unflattering black and white garment clung to every lump and bump as the X Factor judge took some time out from the show in the south of France. The shorts also failed to hide what looked like a touch of cellulite on the Australian singer?s thighs.?
What baby bump? Tess Daly shows off amazing bikini body... just ten weeks after giving birth: ?Just ten weeks ago she gave birth to her second child. But Tess Daly has wasted no time slipping back into a bikini to show off her admirably toned body? Vernon quickly posted pictures of the event on his Twitter page - no doubt keen to show off his slender wife.?
Age-defying Helena Christensen shows off her slim figure as she bares all in nude photo shoot: ?She may have turned 40 in December, but Helena Christensen shows she?s still got a body to die for as she poses nude for a French magazine.? this shot is really gross btw
Yo-yo 'dieter' Kerry Katona tucks into huge greasy kebab on night out: ?With snacks like this, is it any wonder that Kerry Katona is struggling to control her weight? The yo-yo dieter tucked into an oversized greasy kebab as she enjoyed a night out in Blackpool yesterday. Her face looked a picture of delight as she gazed at the treat piled up in front of her, dripping with garlic sauce. Her husband Mark Croft reportedly told friends recently: 'She's turned into a lard. I'm not going to bed with that.'?
Why DOES Kate Moss look so bad? We reveal how her party lifestyle has finally caught up with her: ?The model, mogul and mother-of-one looked every single one of her 35 years, proving that good genes, mountains of money and plenty of pampering are no defence against the ravages of time and a lifetime of excess? She might still be slim, and the cheekbones still beautiful, but the experts are in no doubt that Kate's lifestyle has taken its toll on her body, from her teeth to her not-so- toned thighs. We asked an expert panel to assess the damage...?