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Child taken from womb? Truth into darkness....

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LakeDistrictBabe · 13/12/2013 20:20

Ok, the old thread is nearly full. If you read the other three, I don't need to re-write everything again ;)

But you know I am referring to the case involving an Italian mother and the British social services.
Opinions welcome.

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Spero · 19/12/2013 10:47

Great post Lake District. Glad you haven't been banned.

I feel a remake of the Lord of the Rings coming on.

We can call it Lord of the Conspiracies. I wonder who we could find to play the sinister creeping Gollum figure who won't let go of his his precioussss conspiracy theories?

We can all be the Fellowship of the Conspiracy, trekking across the fell and dangerous lands of the interweb, attempting to hurl the conspiracy theory into the fiery caverns of Mount Doom or at least getting Gollum charged with contempt of court.

Who is with me? Bagsie Legolas role.

Carpe and anyone else in WANKER can be a dwarf.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 10:49

Fuck. page 2 crappiness thanks to new and unloved 500 posts per page limit.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 10:51

Spero

I can't immagine who will take MEL's role ? Who could possibly have most in common with the nice, sensible and not at all conspiracy theory inclined Mr Gibson ?

Spero · 19/12/2013 10:53

Gosh darn it Carpe, its a head scratcher isn't it?

Who could we possibly find who is mad enough to fall victim to similar ill judged behaviour, such as making sure his threats to hurt his ex and mother of his baby are recorded and published widely on the internet?

Just WHO would fit that bill?

BTW if we are going with LOTR instead, Professor Barking is putting in last minute plea for the Gandalf role.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 10:54

Carpe and anyone else in WANKER can be a dwarf

Oi!

I bagsied Tina already ! I refute the right of IMPISH CUNTs & SSHIT to designate roles to WANKERs

I will write to myself at once in protest.

Spero · 19/12/2013 10:56

Carpe, sadly for WANKER I have in my possession a hastily scribbled rigourously researched spread sheet that demonstrates that 100% of the time WANKER activists have been shown to be hirsute and below average height.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 10:56

Who could we possibly find who is mad enough to fall victim to similar ill judged behaviour, such as making sure his threats to hurt his ex and mother of his baby are recorded and published widely on the internet?

I know. Real brain teaser, no ?

HaveAFestiveLittleChristmas · 19/12/2013 10:57

Good grief.
How long until the next election?

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 10:58

Carpe, sadly for WANKER I have in my possession a hastily scribbled rigourously researched spread sheet that demonstrates that 100% of the time WANKER activists have been shown to be hirsute and below average height.

scottishmummy · 19/12/2013 10:58

The mental capacity act,granted by court of protection is for physical health treatment that is not covered under mh act
Essex case used the mca,there is other cases of Caesarian granted under mca.as the woman lacked capacity.
Mental health act provision is for individual mh,admission to hospital and mh treatment

Spero · 19/12/2013 10:58

And when I said 'average height' I was of course referring to average height in Scotland and my figures date from the 1801 census.

the Daily Mail are very interested Carpe. Particularly when I said I would send them my cobbled together irrefutable proof that WANKER is funded entirely by gay asylum seekers.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 11:00

How long until the next election?

General, or a sudden unexpected by election ?

I rather think his opponents at Yardley might be speeding up their campaigns.

And it wasn't me that sent them the link to the thread and alerted them to who breeched a court order on mumsnet.

No Siree.

Uh nah

No way.

Hosé

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 11:03

the Daily Mail are very interested Carpe. Particularly when I said I would send them my cobbled together irrefutable proof that WANKER is funded entirely by gay asylum seekers.

Right! That's it!

Ha! Beat that masterstroke you amature you!

Spero · 19/12/2013 11:05

Tragically Carpe you are too late. Sue Reid is on the case, crafting an op ed piece of enormous integrity and factual rigour which will make sure WANKER are out in the long grass where they should be and CUNT, supported by TWAT, takes its rightful place as head of the conspiracy blogosphere.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 11:08

Look I only found out who John Hemming was a short time ago. Who is this Sue Reid of whom you speak ?

And go easy.

My faith in British politics being sooooooo much more superior to the Italian version has been sorely tested recently.

I am feeling fragile.

nennypops · 19/12/2013 11:21

The child protection system urgently needs better management and more resources. Only the government can do anything about this.

So what please is the only elected Member of Parliament who is on this thread DOING ABOUT THIS


This!

If JH remains unbanned, we really need an answer to this question.

LakeDistrictBabe · 19/12/2013 11:23

Carpe

Or will it require a surgical procedure to insert the concept in the approriate organ ?

You mean... brain surgery? scratches head

Spero

^Great post Lake District. Glad you haven't been banned.
I feel a remake of the Lord of the Rings coming on.^

Thanks He can't have me banned. I'm Gandalf.
Unfortunately he refuses to acknowledge that. Might send a few Hobbits his way to convince him.

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MadameDefarge · 19/12/2013 11:30

Can I be the drippy pretty elf who just swans around dreaming prophetic dreams and mooning after Aragorn?

BoreOfWhabylon · 19/12/2013 11:32

Havng spoken to the court that issued the court order re P (a child) yesterday, and having been passed up right to Munby's own "office" I am conf ent that he is in legal shit well past the ear level.

CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 11:33

I refuse to be a Hobbit.

That is sterotyping based on the COMPLETELY groundless Hairy WANKERs claims that Spero keep spreading.

scottishmummy · 19/12/2013 11:34

IS this relating to jh reporting breach of transcripts?

LakeDistrictBabe · 19/12/2013 11:35

MadameDefarge

Can I be the drippy pretty elf who just swans around dreaming prophetic dreams and mooning after Aragorn?

I'll look into that asap.
I've been very busy of late, I had a few problems with Benedict Cumberbatch, see. I can't restrain him from showing off his dragon skills all over the place, nor I couldn't convince him yet that he must play more Sherlock roles and less dragon ones (sighs).

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CarpeVinum · 19/12/2013 11:37

BoreOfWhabylon

Grin

I hereby declare that post to be evidence to promote me to Mumsnet Christmas Fairy.

Consider it compensation for the FUCKING HUGE telephone bill telecom Italia will be presenting me with in Jan.

All in favour say "Ay"

LakeDistrictBabe · 19/12/2013 11:39

scottishmummy

One of the breaches, yes. I think some of us spoke already will all the available office in UK and Italy.

If he doesn't get any cp from that, I'll start a petition to nominate him for the "Berlusconi Award 2013". It is a very prestigious award, see.

(Btw, welcome to the thread :) )

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LakeDistrictBabe · 19/12/2013 11:40

sorry, should have come out "with", nor "will all the..."

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