This woman should parp herself!

[monkeytrousers]

parp!parp!parp!FGS!!

Ah but weesaidie do you share that with people?

Exactly lockets... well maybe not exactly... lol.

lockets
For some reason I imagine a preponderance of bright yellow stockings teamed with white patent high heels, but then maybe I haven't seen the classy movies she had.

Only online.

Am a prude in company, only lewd behind the scenes...

yes that may well be weesaidie
good for you
keep it to yourself sweetie

Okay, okay... jeez.

Cali I forgot to ask, what's a poltroon??

Who is this woman? Because I truly do think that she deserves a smack in the gob! Am I the only one who feels this way? I doubt it! I'd like to see her smug little smile as I clobber her one!

Why doesn't she just make love to herself and get it over with? Oh, she probably does! Sad bitch!

I was a bit taken aback to see this self-regarding drivel getting star billing in Guardian Weekend section. She must have something on the editor... I mean, 2,000 words on Why I Love My Hubby So Much And All Other Mothers Are Sad Losers - that's desperation for copy, isn't it?

Can you write comments on this piece? I'm going off to write a comment!

Lol you lot are so funny.

If I met this woman at any 'mothers' group', I would back away slowly towards the door, and never return.

Alternately horrified at this woman and PMSL at this thread (especially instep fetish... just plain wierd).

BUT just had to post to thank aloha... I really don't have any bread for tomorrow. I must go and make some now or dd won't have any sarnies for school. Totally irrelevant to thread, but you've saved me from a complete disaster in the morning! Thank you!

by the way my dh has a lovely round bottom too
no need to go on about it though, I reckon

This reminded me of the articles that Vanessa Feltz used to write in some magazine about how fabulous her husband was, and what a great relationship they had. Next thing you know, he'd left her.
It's tempting fate...

I couldn't read it until the end. She's a fecking freak

Sorry that wasn't desperately articulate. But I was hugely offended that she puts her dh above her children. Shudder unnatural

pmsl sobernow i am actually crying with laughter!

That's so funny. . .this article was published in the New York Times about 6 months ago in the incredibly annoying "Modern Love" column. . . and I wanted to vomit but didn't bother posting about it because it's hard to do links to NY Times articles. Unfortunately it's one of those pieces of writing that sticks in your head. . .not because it's so great but because it's so creepy.

I had a conversation with a psychoanalyst about these kinds of relationships where the couple is obsessed with each other. . .and it's actually not that great for the kids, evidentally.

Not that great for the kids? ...nah! - you don't say!

Glad to have helped you out of a bread crisis! Now that's what I call useful writing! Not all this drivel about bottoms and insteps.
I'm v grateful to the people who found the HILARIOUS pix of the author and her gay pole dancing husband and his fat bum.

Off to take bread out of breadmaker in 5 mins. (Thank God for the Fastbake programme!)

That husband is definitely gay, I agree. Also, ever since reading this thread have been having disturbing thoughts about my dh's feet. Not the kind that make me want to get my kit off... more the kind that make me feel slightly nauseous. He has hairy toes like a hobbit. I've never gone further than that, and I really really don't want to. Ugh!

My breadmaker 'walked' off the worktop and smashed on the floor the other morning - at 4.30, it was on the timer. I miss it .

edam, that's another thing I disliked about the article, her derogatory tone about other mothers.

this was so weird.Life would go on if one of her kids died but not if her husband died? what if her husband was unfaithful or started knocking her about?
and as somone said, what toddler groups is she going to? never had that conversation at one myself??