This woman should parp herself!

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parp!parp!parp!FGS!!

This women fully deserves a parping!

I feel incredably sorry for her if her feelings towards her hubby haven't changed in the slightest. I know that what I feel for both Dd and Dh go far beyond love, but it's a different feeling for each, as it should be. Since Dd's arrival the relasionship is closer than it's ever been, both having seen a different side to the other in our interactions with Dd that have amazed us. With these revelations our relasionship has grown and matured in ways that I never believed it could. It doesn't mean that we've been (in my sisters vocab) "getting it on".

If she feels that the measure of her love towards her husband is by how much she gets it, she is unaware of the meaning of love.

As for how she loves her hubby more than her children, doesn't she understand that her children need her. Her hubby is her partner, her children are dependants who rely on their parents for everything. - Maybe she should look up what that means and why women (and men) put their children beyond everything - even their partners.

Will stop ranting now - sorry.

bad enough she feels this way
shame on her for sharing her nauseating psychological problems with the rest of us...
makes me feel a bit queasy that she confuses sexual feelings with maternal ones.
completely different, surely? not comparable at all

PMSL- this is hilarious. Especially having seen the pics.

Thing that struck me was he does 50% of everything. So presumably both work 50% of the time/share child care? So silly mare isn't anywhere near as knackered as the rest of us. I think if I only did half of what i do I might have time to admire my dh's full round bottom

Is it just because most of us are British (or not American at least) that we find this kind of declaration of devotion to and sexiness of her plainly creepy dh utterly disturbing?

As I mentioned before, I know someone who bangs on about her dh in a similar way - she is American, but I'm not tarring all US citizens with that brush - and it makes me feel a sort of disgust that is hard to rationalise.

Or is it because it's so...unlikely?

Why is it that we'd usually shrug and say 'each to their own' but we're all writhing in tortured agonies at the thought of this couple getting it on? Are some couples just giving off the wrong vibes?

As for his insteps. I don;t think looking at his insteps woud ever get me reaching for a tube of lubricant.

jeez... she's "been to many mothers' groups and each time, within three minutes, the conversation comes around to the topic of primary interest: how often we feel compelled to put out".

just what planet are these mother's groups on?? At mine, the topic is guaranteed to get round to weaning, how often our kids wake during the night or how much sick we've got on our clothes. Am obv moving in the wrong circles...

Can you imagine the hysteria if he left her?? I bet she would have the kids in the car at midnight camped outside his house sobbing...

This is the funniest thread for ages - especially sobernow's post which made me lol I have never looked at dh's insteps, I have to say.

Can't quite get my head round the mindset of someone who says they could survive the loss of a child over a husband/partner.

I have to admit that I rarely talk about my friend's sex lives... not too interested in them. I certainly wouldn't tell a group of mothers I hardly knew!

Big bum and girly feet never get me salivating, I have to say..

I wonder if she had a little shrine somewhere... pictures of him with the children cut out?!

It's just so boring isn't it, these women like Lionel Shriver and this silly bint, who have a point of view which is pretty much opposed to practically everybody else's and represents about 0.00000005% of a population, having their tiresome ideas published so that we can all be "challenged". What do they actually hope to acheive by this sort of nonsense? Make us see the error of our ways, or what? Idiots.

There's only one woman in the playgroup I go to who talks about sex, and she's a bit wierd. Tells you all about her gynacological arrangements as well.

Caligula, does she say "I like to think my sex life is like a porn movie"?
That was a bad day, when a friend said that to me.

It reminds me of the story of the 'good middle class mummy' who became a prostitute and did so to keep her house/children in good schools and so on.

What really shocked me was that she then wrote a book, went on TV etc talking about it! Can you imagine how awful that would be for her family and especially her children?

This woman is the same, boasting about something that will no doubt make everyone around her cringe and her poor children will be gutted.

"I like to think my sex life is like a porn movie"?
bleugh....

What bleurgh?

I like to think my sex life is like a porn movie.

Yes HC - I'm afraid so.
I found it hard to frame a response to that one.
I think I managed 'mild disgust' whilst feeling 'utter revulsion' so perhaps I did ok.