Tort - I'll lend you mine for free if you want? He's utterly charming with women (other than me!) and children (anyone's), looks good on a motorbike in his leathers, is fit (in the athletic sense, not necessarily in the Brad Pitt sense) but is chronically untidy.
I quite fancy some time without him actually!!! He moved out for a couple of months last year when we were having some trouble, and frankly it was great. No more listening out for the car coming down the drive, no more tiptoeing around him, no more demands for 'closeness' at 11pm when I've been asleep on my feet since about 9pm etc etc etc
While we are at it, does anyone want another daughter? 7 going on about 13! Stroppy little madam most of the time, utterly delightful a small amount of time.... I'll hang on to DS for the time being if that's okay, he's going through a rather sweet and cuddly phase at the moment. It won't last so he'll be up for grabs soon