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Fledglings don't makes resolutions in January, they fly and chat through the babysteps.

268 replies

BitchytheGreat · 22/01/2014 13:16

Roll up, roll up. Thread two for January is here. You chatty lot Grin

will be back later with linkie poos and a vat of bitchy's special brew...

In the meantime spot markers will be handed a magic rubber and told to clean up after themselves...

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BitchytheGreat · 25/01/2014 18:48

Sunday is renew your spirit day

no missions as it is the weekend

reading babystep

Right as soon as i have eaten my tea I am heading for bed. I need an early night feel like crap. See you tomo.

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StillWearingOddSocks · 25/01/2014 18:49

I'm just rubbish. Still watching thread. Still not flying...

Thought I'd out myself again!

BitchytheGreat · 25/01/2014 19:09

Meh stop outing yourself Stillwearing and haul your ass into the naughty corner bar for a drink. there is plenty of Wine despite Ellies raid last night. ShockWink

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ToffeeWhirl · 25/01/2014 19:38

I have just put my hand on a slug whilst putting the bottles in the recycling bin outside Shock.

pushmepullyou · 25/01/2014 20:27

Wine for just. Hope you are ok and getting the medical attention and support you need

My house is a shithole. Must do something about it tomorrow!

elliepac · 25/01/2014 21:01

Drinks Wine

GoingGoingGoth · 25/01/2014 21:13

Just hope they are taking care of you and that things improve soon.

Toffee bleugh, I hate touching slugs. Wine

Done
Lie in until 11:30! Dd & Dh were on the wii, and it was raining and the cat wanted a cuddle.
30 min yoga
Library
Walk through park to feed ducks
Shopping
Dinner
Ironing

Quite happy right now, as finally got our broadband upgraded to unlimited, and have put YouTube on the wii so we can watch it on the tv. DH has set me up with an evening of the Sisters of Mercy Grin just worried this may mean a day of The Cure for him.

BlueEyeshadow · 25/01/2014 21:43

Evening all.

Quite a nice day here as had a visit from friends we hadn't seen for far too long this afternoon. Sudden panic about the state of the house this morning, but actually it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought - maybe this flying lark is paying off after all.

Just - more ((hugs)) and glad you're now getting treatment.

MerryBuddha · 25/01/2014 22:07

Thank you Toffee and eek! On the slug. I am a animal/creature lover but even I would not like to touch one. Though I did eat one as dare when I was a kid. Shock

Ta da
Dinner
Ironing
Tidied kitchen

Really would like Wine but still being good and having something not as satisfying.

To do tomorrow
Rugby
Food planning
Food shopping include Food Tec stuff, as have forgotten the last 3 weeks
HW x3
Reading x4
Spelling x4
Bath/showering kids x4
Letter

Got a busy day tomorrow, night all.

GoingGoingGoth · 25/01/2014 22:44

Merry Envy < sick face

MerryBuddha · 25/01/2014 22:49

I know!!

MerryBuddha · 25/01/2014 22:50
pushmepullyou · 26/01/2014 07:59

Blergh! Slug eating was not what I wanted to think about this morning, I too squished one between my toes once and that was bad enough!

The house really is an absolute disaster area! Big to do list from me...

To do
Clear kitchen (didn't even clear up after tea last night. Massive flying fail!)
Clean kitchen
Hoover kitchen
Mop kitchen
Washing x 3 (ish)
Washing folded and put away
Hoover kitchen stairs
Hotspots in living room
Tidy living room
Clean living room mirrors and tv
Dust living room
Hoover living room
Tidy entrance
Clean/dust entrance
Hoover entrance and stairs
Room rescue Dd's room
Room rescue Ds's room
Clean bathroom
Hoover upstairs
15 mins deck utter our bedroom
15 mins sort clothes
15 mins tidy under bed
Dust bedroom
Clean mirrors
Hoover
Change bed
Clean ensuite
Pay hmrc
Check finances
Meal plan
Maybe a bit of paid work

I would like to reassure bitchy that this will lead to barely tolerable living conditions and in no way can be seen as pursuing perfection Grin

I suppose I should get started really!

pushmepullyou · 26/01/2014 08:00

Wish that was a ta da list!

ToffeeWhirl · 26/01/2014 09:31

Good luck with your list, pushme.

Yeugh to eating a slug, Merry! I bet that comes back to haunt you in your nightmares! I know someone who ate a slug by mistake once (it was on a salad leaf). She said she couldn't get the slime off her tongue for ages. (Apologies to those of you just having breakfast Grin).

We are not inviting MIL round to lunch today because we want a quiet family day and it's hard work having her here, frankly. But I feel horribly guilty now. DH says he'll visit her with DS2 this afternoon, but I know she likes to come here. Trouble is, it takes up our whole day and I have loads to do and DH still isn't feeling too good (going to doc tomorrow for blood tests).

to do

sort kitchen (we also didn't clear up last night, pushme)
put washing on
ironing
get dressed to socks/slippers
grab torch and venture into the loft to continue search for DS1's ed psych report
put small beef joint in oven
family lunch - roast parsnips, potatoes, kale, carrots, Yorkshire pud, mini sausages and gravy with mini roast
tidy and hoover DS1's bedroom
finish statement application and compile documents
evening routine
watch 'Breaking Bad' - oh my, we are obsessed with this now!

MerryBuddha · 26/01/2014 10:44

I was only 5 and the 8 yo said I could not play with them unless I did. It was a life lesson!! Don't try to impress others, especially when they aren't worth impressing.

EustaciaVye · 26/01/2014 11:07

Sigh.
I have a new steam cleaner. Mopped the floor. great.
Scalded my ring finger whrn trying to clean taps. ooooowwwww Sad currently have a blister the size of a penny and a finger which is throbbing and numb in equal parts

ToffeeWhirl · 26/01/2014 12:10

((hugs)) to the five-year-old Merry. That was a mean thing for another child to do Sad.

Ow, that sounds painful, Eustacia. Have you run it under cold water for 10 minutes?

Ta da

sort kitchen
put washing on
ironing

BitchytheGreat · 26/01/2014 13:12

Today i need a big field and a rope. Instead it is a confined space and lego sorting kinda day :(

ta da
Lie in
Wake up to draft induced thumping migraine
rescue ds' attempt to cook me breakfast that went wrong
Feed ds food that he shouldn't eat...
Drink coffee and speak to DM which steals more time than i wish to spare but cba to care today as it was nice until politics was brought up

To do
Ds' bedroom
Not kill anyone
Prevent ds from killing any one
Laundry

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ToffeeWhirl · 26/01/2014 13:52

Ta da, continued

Online shopping
RL shopping
Put ironing away
Make lunch
Stop DS1 filling himself up with junk food just before we eat

DH took DS2 round to see MIL whilst he went to work and they had a very happy time together. Phew. Am off the hook now.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes · 26/01/2014 13:55

ta-da!

Plodding very slowly through all DS's old reports to support the SA application. There's such a lot of it, it's hard work and rather depressing.

Other than that, not a lot. DS and DH have been out ice skating. They are sitting watching Despicable Me 2 (again) with DD in the other room. House is a mess. Never mind.

ToffeeWhirl · 26/01/2014 15:00

WhoKnows - I'm about to start work on the SA application too. Hadn't thought about including bits from school reports - that's a good idea. Feel constantly on edge about the whole thing at the moment.

Lunch finished. DH and I polished ours off and went back for seconds; DC ate minute amounts, as usual. It's so discouraging. Never mind, we all had a chatty time at the table, with lots of laughter, so at least I can tick the 'relaxed mealtime' box.

DH has done the washing up Smile.

Time to go back into the loft

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes · 26/01/2014 15:10

It's not just his school reports Toffee - I haven't got to those yet, and to be honest, they always try to put a positive spin on those so might not be much use. So far I've done OT, SALT, Ed.Psych, Childrens' centre and my own notes and recollections. Got to go through >7 years worth of IEPs and school stuff next

ToffeeWhirl · 26/01/2014 15:26

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood, WhoKnows. I think 'school reports' were in my head because I found Toby's primary school reports yesterday and some of those do mention issues he has. However, you are right about the school putting a positive spin on things.

Best of luck with the paperwork.

Really am going into the loft now. I see I was saying that 25 minutes ago Blush.

BitchytheGreat · 26/01/2014 15:43

ta da
Lie in
Wake up to draft induced thumping migraine
rescue ds' attempt to cook me breakfast that went wrong
Feed ds food that he shouldn't eat...
Drink coffee and speak to DM
laundry and washing up evicted from ds' room
Ds' bedding on to wash
Long shower and hair wash for me in an attempt to feel human
Find socks to wear
sort getting recycling out
Go through and cull course guides based on clearer idea of what want to do
Spend 10mins decluttering in my room
drink far far too much coffee
Check sizing of school shirts - stil have growing room. Yay. And poo
label school uniform

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