I know ill regret this but......

[jenk1]

Im posting my shopping order from sainsburys so you wise Mnetters can help me.

This menu planner thing isnt happening in our house as the troops are saying no, bring back our normal supermarket meals

I dont want to spend this amount of money again, i have just done this list with DH who by the way is the cookie monster and not me (just in case you were thinking that i have all those biscuits)
If i can show him how we could save money then i think he,ll go for it

here goes.....
please be kind as its not all down to me this list, GULP...

please log on to www.nectar.com.

Best wishes

Sainsburys Online Groceries.

Product and Price List

1 x Sainsbury's Jam Ball Doughnut x5 - Total Price GBP 0.50

1 x Sainsbury's Fondant Fancies x8 - Total Price GBP 1.09

1 x Sainsbury's Samosa, Vegetable x4 200g - Total Price GBP 1.19

1 x Sainsbury's Naan Bread, Taste the Difference - Total Price GBP 1.59

1 x Sainsbury's Chicken Tikka, Biryani 450g - Total Price GBP 2.99

1 x Sainsbury's Chicken Tikka Masla Kashmiri Pilau, Taste the Difference 500g - Total Price GBP 3.79

1 x Sainsbury's Fruit Loaf 400g - Total Price GBP 0.77

1 x Cheesestrings Twisters 16x21g - Total Price GBP 3.79

2 x Pampers Baby Wipes, Sensitive, Refill x63 - Total Price GBP 2.49

2 x Pampers Baby Dry Extra Nappies, Maxi Plus (for Baby 9 - 20kg, 20 - 44lb) x32 - Total Price GBP 10.00

1 x Surcare Sensitive Powder 1kg - Total Price GBP 2.49

1 x Sainsbury's 2 In 1 Biological Powder 1kg - Total Price GBP 1.62

2 x Sainsbury's Herb Garden Kitchen Towel x3 - Total Price GBP 2.50

1 x Sainsbury's Supersoft Toilet Tissue, Aqua/ Blue 4x 240 Sheets - Total Price GBP 1.56

1 x Raid Fly and Wasp Killer 300ml - Total Price GBP 1.69

1 x Daily Mirror Newspaper, Monday to Friday Editions - Total Price GBP 0.38

1 x Sainsbury's Full Roast Instant Coffee Granules 300g - Total Price GBP 1.89

1 x PG Tips Tea Bags, Pyramid Bag 80s, 250g - Total Price GBP 1.52

1 x Volvic Splash Plain Water 33cl x6 - Total Price GBP 1.99

1 x Skinny Cow Choc Fudge Dessert 4x 110ml - Total Price GBP 1.33

2 x Rowntree's Fruit Pastille Ice Lolly 4 x 65ml - Total Price GBP 1.79

1 x Youngs Ocean Pie 375g - Total Price GBP 1.29

1 x Birds Eye Chicken Dippers 275g - Total Price GBP 1.48

1 x Sainsbury's Chicken Steaks In Crispy Crumb 380g - Total Price GBP 1.89

2 x C&B Sponge Bob Pasta Shapes 213g - Total Price GBP 0.72

1 x Sainsbury's Chopped Pork and Ham 200g - Total Price GBP 0.75

2 x Sainsbury's Baked Beans, Economy, in Tomato Sauce 420g - Total Price GBP 0.30

1 x Walkers Crisps, Smokey Bacon 6 x 25g - Total Price GBP 0.52

1 x Walkers Crisps, Marmite 6x 25g - Total Price GBP 0.52

2 x Walkers Crisps, Prawn Cocktail 6x 25g - Total Price GBP 1.50

2 x Walkers Crisps, Cheese & Onion 6 x 25g - Total Price GBP 1.96

1 x McVitie's Go Ahead Apple and Sultana Slices x5 215g - Total Price GBP 0.95

1 x Fruit Bowl School Bars, Blackcurrant 100g - Total Price GBP 0.99

1 x Burton Mini Jammie Dodger Lunchpack 140g - Total Price GBP 1.09

1 x Sainsbury's Sultana Cookies, Taste the Difference 200g - Total Price GBP 0.51

1 x Sainsbury's Dark Chocolate Ginger Cookies, Taste The Difference 200g - Total Price GBP 0.99

1 x McVitie's Jaffa Cakes x12 141g - Total Price GBP 0.30

1 x Mcvities Jaffa Cakes, Blackcurrant x12 - Total Price GBP 0.70

1 x Sainsbury's Breakfast Cereal Selection x8 225g - Total Price GBP 0.88

1 x Sainsbury's Free Range Organic Eggs, Very Large x6 - Total Price GBP 1.69

1 x Tweenies Yogurt 4 x 95g - Total Price GBP 0.99

2 x Petit Filous Frubes Pouchs 6 x 90g - Total Price GBP 2.50

1 x Muller Mullerlight Yogurt, Strawberry 200g - Total Price GBP 0.05

1 x Muller Mullerlight Yogurt, Mandarin 200g - Total Price GBP 0.39

1 x Muller Light Apple Pie Yogurt 175g - Total Price GBP 0.39

1 x Muller Healthy Balance Strawberry 160g - Total Price GBP 0.38

1 x Mullerlight Rhubarb 200g - Total Price GBP 0.39

1 x Mullerlight Lemon Cheesecake Yogurt 175g - Total Price GBP 0.39

3 x Mullerlight Banana & Custard 200g - Total Price GBP 1.17

2 x Muller Mullerlight Yogurt, Cherry 200g - Total Price GBP 0.78

1 x Muller Mullerlight Yogurt, Toffee 200g - Total Price GBP 0.39

1 x Anchor Lighter Spreadable 500g - Total Price GBP 1.86

2 x Sainsbury's Semi Skimmed Milk, Organic 1.13L (2pint) - Total Price GBP 1.62

1 x Sainsbury's Double Gloucester Cheese 300g - Total Price GBP 1.10

1 x Sainsbury's Red Leicester Cheese 300g - Total Price GBP 1.59

1 x Sainsbury's Caesar Salad, Be Good To Yourself 255g - Total Price GBP 1.75

1 x Sainsburys White Potatoes 2.5kg - Total Price GBP 0.99

1 x Sainsbury's Baking Potatoes x4 - Total Price GBP 0.69

1 x Sainsbury's Red Pepper - Total Price GBP 0.68

1 x Sainsbury's Small Red Onions 750g - Total Price GBP 0.99

1 x Sainsbury's Granny Smith Apples - Total Price GBP 1.47

2 x Sainsbury's Oranges x6 - Total Price GBP 2.00

2 x Ross Beef Quarter Pounders x4 454g - Total Price GBP 3.00

1 x Holland's Potato and Meat Pies x4 726g - Total Price GBP 1.77

1 x Sainsbury's Chicken Roll, Basics 400g - Total Price GBP 1.13

2 x Sainsbury's Cooked Ham, Basics x30 400g - Total Price GBP 2.40

Total £96.85

For 2x Adults, 1 child who is home all the time as he is home schooled and a toddler

That's what being an SAHM for over two years have done to me Em.
Am jibbering wreck..a shadow of former self.

And jenk1, I bought Tweenies yoghurts (once and never again - i'm keeping my lentil weaving L plates) but was astounded by the list of crap ingredients. Big pots of yoghurt are definitely the way to go - stir in some of Moondog's homemade jam and away you go!

No,waaaaay before that Sal!

Plain yoghurt for everyone chez Moondog.

ONLY 2 years Moondog? I've been at it the best part of 10 years and thats when you start quoting children's picture books on line.

Oh Em!
By the time I get back, will have has three years at home.
It's bloody hard work eh??

If only someone had warned me.

Oooh, this has taken off!

MD- Had another look to freak meself out.
Wtf is a 'frubes pouch'??
Is it one of those things they sell catfood in?

Hysterical

Anyway you will be all pleased to know that ive cancelled the sainsbury,s order and had a row with DH and done a new order with Asda (im not putting that on here though )

And its much more healthy.

Ah Jenk,glad you've taken our ribbing with good grace.

Come on,lets see the new list!

jenk1 - you've just taken the first step towards making your own jam. You'll be knitting with chickpeas next.

And juggling with kohl rabi!

no, im too scared

Am sulking now.....

Oh GO ON, put your new mumsnet ified list here, go on go on!

Ok, it cant get worse than the first, give us a mo.

Moondog, I could teach you jam making in 2 hours, but it would take you 2 centuries to get me patchworking.

Fab! :)

Mrs Doyle shuffles in with her tea trolley......ah go on, go on, go on, go on.

right, heres your saturday night entertainment part 2!

Bacon beef and chicken mix 1 £ 0.76
Crisps - prawn cocktail 1 £ 0.76
Cheese and onion flavour crisps 1 £ 0.95
Risotto rice 1 £ 0.86
Cooking sauce - fish pie 1 £ 1.39
Mix - crumple topping 1 £ 0.44
Mix - plain scones 1 £ 0.48
California raisins 1 £ 0.98
Freeze pops - assorted 1 £ 0.84
Top stuff strawberry sauce 1 £ 0.38
Ice cream wafers 1 £ 0.38
Smartprice Jaffa cakes 1 £ 0.29
Smartprice Digestives 1 £ 0.20
Fine blend 1 £ 1.56
Granulated sugar 1 £ 0.45
Pyramid tea bags (80's) 1 £ 1.52
Baked beans 2 £ 0.30
Chopped pork 1 £ 1.08
Quick cook savoury rice - paella 1 £ 0.37
Balsamic dressing 1 £ 1.28
Apple & blackcurrant (no added sugar) 1 £ 0.52
Porridge oats 1 £ 0.38
Cotton soft wipes - fragrance free 1 £ 3.84
Baby Dry jumbo pack - maxi plus 1 £ 10.00
Organic eggs - large 1 £ 1.45
Organic loaf - white 1 £ 0.84
Organic loaf - wholemeal 1 £ 0.84
Bistro salad 1 £ 0.96
Beansprouts 1 £ 0.41
Stir fry - beansprouts and vegetable 1 £ 0.54
Stir fry sauce - soy and garlic 1 £ 0.68
Mixed peppers 1 £ 1.28
Organic cherry tomatoes 1 £ 0.97
Organic cucumber 1 £ 0.99
Radishes - bunched 1 £ 0.98
Organic celery 1 £ 1.08
Spring onions - trimmed 1 £ 0.67
Organic bananas 1 £ 0.98
Pine nuts 1 £ 0.68
Yellow honeydew melon 1 £ 1.28
Organic oranges 1 £ 0.98
Smartprice grapefruit 1 £ 0.98
Big Saver apples - gala 1 £ 1.58
Smartprice potatoes 1 £ 0.66
Baking potatoes 1 £ 0.64
Carrots 1 £ 0.58
Onions 1 £ 0.48
Organic broccoli 1 £ 0.98
Super Pan 10" meat feast pizza 1 £ 2.18
Kids 5" ham and cheese 2 £ 0.80
BBQ minted lamb shoulder chops 1 £ 2.96
Beef burgers 4s 1 £ 0.98
BBQ Chicken thighs - garlic 1 £ 2.96
Thick sausages 2 £ 0.98
English medium coloured cheddar 1 £ 2.48
Twister 1 £ 2.08
Mini ham joint - maple 1 £ 2.88
Meat ravioli 2 £ 2.88
Tomato and herb sauce 1 £ 0.98
Spreadable 1 £ 1.74
Clotted cream 1 £ 0.78
Organic fresh milk - semi skimmed 2 £ 1.62
Cod portions - skinless and boned 4s 1 £ 1.69
Good for you dairy vanilla ice cream 1 £ 1.67
Carte D'Or - Greek yoghurt and honey 1 £ 2.00
Mozarella and tomato pizza 1 £ 2.48
Vegetable fingers 10s 1 £ 0.79

                                               subtotal:             £ 86.45

It must be a bit longer than the original list.........

oops