Oh mini that is so annoying about your skirt :(
Wasting - talk to me about playdough. DS loves it but I hate it because it doesn't stick together properly so you can't really make anything. Am I doing something wrong or is it a bit lame?
I'm considering getting DS some Plasticine instead which I remember being much better!
Purple - you will see that I have broken down my tasks quite a lot today! 
TODAY
All up and dressed - DH dressed, me and DS in pjs still
Spatone + vitamins
Empty all bins and put bin out for binmen - DH done
DH to go and buy a bigger stand for the Christmas tree - done
Breakfast and tidy kitchen - done
Unload dishwasher - done
Christmas tree up! - done 
Locate decorations - done
Hoover up mess from bringing tree in - done
10 minute tidy in utility - done needs more but much better
Clean patio doors ready for snowflakes - done
Transfer washing into dryer/onto airer
Make beds and tidy upstairs - done
Wipe over bathroom
Ring Mum to double check she can look after DS tomorrow - done
Dust downstairs before decorating - done
Clean living room blinds - in progress, looong job
Wash vases and glass - done
Decorate tree
Snowflakes onto window
Baubles into vase
Other random bits of decoration - done some
DH into office - done
Lunch and tidy kitchen - doing DS being very slow
DS nap hopefully due to bad night
Cook ham - cooking
Make vat of bolognese
Unpack Lakeland order and put everything away
Make next midwife appointment
DH home 4ish hopefully
Dinner
Clear up
DS bath and bed
Post DS-to-bed tidy
Make soup from ham stock
Kitchen clear before bed
ONGOING
Sock drawer
Spare bedroom bookcase
Find a cleaner
E-mail out some recent photos of DS (and scan pic) to family etc
Clear out my bedside drawer
Nag DH into sorting out his growing stacks of shite paperwork
Find DS a costume for MM Christmas party
Get DH to fit new spare room blind
CHRISTMAS
Check if I have Christmas cards - only a few, need more
Check Christmas card list with address book and get any I am missing
Presents for Mum and Dad
Present for grandma and DH's nan
Organise a present swap with SIL - next Saturday?
Wrap presents - groan
Buy some more fairy lights (for the kitchen? need to persuade DH)
Think about decorations for hall - paperchains?