I want to eat vegan fish & chips on the beach

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Any U.K. recommendations? Thanks.

There’s no such thing though?

Banana blossom! That’s amazing! I was just about to ask “ what does it taste like?”…. But.. does it taste like fish? Or is it like tofu or jackfruit?

How far are you willing to drive in your presumably electric car? Please be mindful of your carbon footprint while chasing after that faux F&C.

Adding new items to a F&C shop, sounds like a good idea, battering flowers is interesting but why call it a pretend name? Why not banana flower and quinoa? Why not be real? Is it to have the word vegan in your meal choice? O is it to minimise the feeling of missing out? Interesting psychology.

It's not fish though, fish isn't vegan, so her proposed dinner is something else. And that's fine, just call it what it is.

I'm not the fool here.

Some people are vegan and would like to have something similar to the traditional dish.
Sorry your mind is so small you couldn't work that out.

Here they deepfry bean burgers in batter, all made on site, no upf’s, chips are fried in sunflower oil

There’s at least two in Brighton. My kids have been and rave about it.

I think I'll reclassify my spaghetti bolognaise as a salad, it's about as accurate.

Battered fish a fillet of actual fish, comprising the flesh of an actual fish, which was once swimming around.
Vegan fish is a marketing gimmick.

Bet the chips are awful

Llandudno from Barnacles Fish & Chips.

It's not fish and chips then if it's vegan... go and have a nut roast in a pub by the sea, sorted.

Bullshit. Vegan fish is a thing. Of course she can have it.

Fucking hell, I always thought MN was full of fairly open, educated women, but apparently not, and I've been here 18 years.

In what way is it a fish please?

Vegan food is fine, but it's not fish.

I’d be willing to try that but it had better taste good!

Is it very UPF though?

Fantastic, banana blossom.... But call it that. I'm having fried banana blossom and chips. Fish, it is not. Own it.

If the poster had said she had a fish allergy but would really love the idea of sitting on a beach with fish and chips, I expect there would have been a lot more polite posts suggesting vegan alternatives. Im not vegan myself but do a lot of vegan catering and enjoy loads of vegan food too.

Have a look on https://www.happycow.net/europe/england/

Curious as to why some people are so bent out of shape about this thread? If you aren’t interested in veganism, just scroll on.

I just want normal fish and chips! I want to read my book on the beach, have a delicious swim, then fish and chips and a bottle of cider. Ahhh.

Take your own bbq and cook whatever you want then

Have a Sex on the Beach cocktail instead, and watch where the sand goes! Eating on the beach is awful, being on the beach is awful. Sand in everything including the car for weeks, and usually someone's arse near your face on the busy strands. Ugh.

But enjoy anyway, if you find no fish fish, and non beef dripping chips somewhere.

Ouch! There are some nasty people on here. Why even bother to open a thread about something you're not interested in? Oh yeah, to bully a vegan. Well done. Hope you are pleased with yourselves. I am a full-time carer and I need a break.

For those that suggested No Catch Co, is it within walking distance of a beach you can sit on?

fish can never be vegan

Anyone would think they were being forced to eat it. If it tastes good then that’s what matters.