I can play the 'In the night garden' theme tune on a toy piano! What can you play on a childs toy piano?

[Dragonbutter]

at Stockhausen on a squeezy-footed octopus.

It's a joke. It's obviously a joke. It's a self-contained joke and isn't muscling in on anyone's serious discussion.

Bocca, I feel sure that if Stockhausen had known about the squeezy footed octopus (with flattened dominant), post-war musical history would have been very different.

Tarka - is this your instrument?

Oh Kerry, don't be silly.

Actually, I might go for Stockhausen on the spoons - nobody would know if I got it right or not!

Hey, kerryMum shall we start a thread 'Oh, look. I can type my name!'?

Ahh, I've done one!

FFS hide the thread if it offends you.
this is not a pisstake of G&T children in any way.

because i was particularly pleased with myself for figuring out the 'night garden' tune on the kids' piano.
i was feeling like a talented mum.
that's all.
i have no views on gifted and talented children.

Exactly who am I taking the piss out of except myself?

I can't actually see anyone being offensive or even unkind to children who are registered G&T. However yes, people do take the mick out of the G&T label as it stands in the state education system - because, IMO and IME, is means very little.

And I have never on this thread or any other taken the piss out of a gifted and talented child. Or any other sort of child, for that matter.

People like seeker? Why me specially?

Huh?

Oh dear. If you want to see real venom directed at a topic, go and look at one child families. On second thoughts, please don't. We seem to have turned a corner in the last few days and don't need to slide backwards.

Only that wasn't the case in this thread

You named me, Kerry. Please explain yourself.