Double - my friend told me a story - I can't remember if she read it or if it was her friend, but say it was her friend.
Friend was having an extension built, and the builders (sorry mouse!) were letting friends DD 'help'.
So they were letting her carry the buckets, wear a hard hat, they had basically adopted her as their mascot.
At the end of the first week, when they get their pay packets, they all put a quid in an envelope for the DD so she gets her own 'wages'
Friend suggests DD takes her wages to open a bank account, so off they go.
At the bank, the teller asks DD where she got so much money from, being friendly.
'They're my wages from my job' says DD
'What job is that sweetie?' Asks Teller
'I've been building all week' says DD
'And will you be building next week?' asks the teller.
To which DD replies, "I will if the fucking plumber shows up!"