The Incredible, Edible, Shiney Cult....om nom nom

[bellavita]

That's it really, we are all incredible in our own way and all good enough to eat.... I have met some of the Shiney girls and they are truly delicous! Lots of cock and cake chat

I am Bella, just trying to maintain my weight now.

Sexual abuse is the 1-in-4 figure, I believe, rather than violence. And it covers a wide range, including flashing and harrassment at work. So it's not as bad as you would think, despite being awful nonetheless. I can't find a link as yet though (and don't want to trawl something so miserable on a Friday night), but I had to do a presentation on it once and I sort of remember.

Mouse- you poor lovey, I hope you feel better tomorrow x

Mousey (mwah). allow yourself a down moment or three, let it out and be gentle to yourself. re:movicol - there's a paediatric version that's meant to be gentler...

Double, we are very strict about 7pm bedtime here. So Mummy can drink wine.

Night saf, I'm off myself soon.

Oh lordy, don't start me on movicol. Pouffe of poo thread, anyone?

Thanks for clarifying BOF.

Ha ha ha ha ha....so get this, I got a reply from unknown facebook guy:

'Then it's probably best that I remain forgotten. As I recall, we met at a party, went on some dates, and I foolishly blew you off. That's really the small and large of it.'

I bloody love that building story, Bitter- DP roffled too

Hit post before I meant to.

I have now replied:

'Ah right. Well, clearly I was so devastated by the blowing off that I blocked it all from my memory. I like that you use the word 'foolishly'. Did you have a beard, perchance?'

I think I have just about figured out who this guy is but can't remember a thing about him other than that he had a beard. Am taking some satisfaction in this memory disparity as he clearly remembered me (and the shagging) well enough to spell my bizarre maiden name correctly and look me up. If he hadn't messaged me I'd have never remembered him again.

I have emailed the builder and DD story to all my family who know my current situation and desire to kill the builders!!!

MrMouse loved it!!!

Night SAF xx

Night all that are offski.

BOF - I just need my hand holding sometimes. I am nails most of the time, a soft boiled egg if you will............. hard exterior shell, squidgey in the middle.

I'm uber tired, losing too much weight too fast due to stress, need to sleep but can't, my head is whirling, worried about DS............. and money, and builders and my own health....AARRGGGHHH!!!

God, I just need to switch off BOF, do you know where the off switch is????

Night all. x

The off-switch is in the paperback I sent you!

I am going to say goodnight now to you beautiful Shiney peeps, and thank you so very much for the support. I'm sure this is just bloomin PMT.

Talking of Shiney, where is our engaged leader?????

Back tomorrow.

Hopefully, as the real me??!!!!!

Double, don't we just!!!!!! LOL!!! xx

Going to Bedforshire, so tired and emotional.

Night, night all xx

Good morning lovlies

i have to take my precious car to the garage today she needs new brake pads, can you believe that my local garage quoted more than half the price the dealer did? bloody ripoff merchants!

then i am going to clean up my front and back garden because they are a disgrace

and later i am menu planned for the start of my dukan diet, then i will go shopping for meat

how organised am i today for a change?