The Incredible, Edible, Shiney Cult....om nom nom

[bellavita]

That's it really, we are all incredible in our own way and all good enough to eat.... I have met some of the Shiney girls and they are truly delicous! Lots of cock and cake chat

I am Bella, just trying to maintain my weight now.

jet i nearly wet myself then that's pretty good going!! Your birth mother not you!!

What level was your exam btw i didn't ask?

Crispy - it is not. I watch the intellectual version. The one where the nun had to sleep with some bloke to save her brother's life, next week's some woman is sleeping with an ass i believe. Very strange

Fluff!

Oh i have crispy, many many times

awww mouse, you sound very content - tis lovely

fluff - twas for an open university humanities with literature degree. It is a manditory course, so despite having done final year course last year (no exam), i had to go back and do a level 3 course. Two more to go, starting in oct, and then i finish!

Not bad, considering my projected future

I'm proper common too grew up on benefits with single mum, lived with her and grandparents. and my posh holidays are "sun" haven holidays (or should that be hellidays ).

Mittz - you are in right re:weirdy dad. not on to assume you would be fine with 11 year old in charge.

Fanny - hello, glad you had a relaxing time. DS now has a script for movicol , wish I had seen GP sooner rather than pissed around with giving him fruit juice etc.

As for the other stuff - feel calmer than last night - got a bit upset after school, as DS was trying to foist himself on a playdate with a classmate, who didn't seem keen, and thought going up to classmate's mum saying "my name is S....." was the way forward to sorting this out, and mum looked a bit bemused. It's like he doesn't quite get the hang of conversation at times....The social skills side of things was a source of great misery for me growing up, so I suspect I am over conscious of any issues that might affect DS...

back to a level 2 course

my parents are like that. My dad worships the ground my mum walks on. Although they have been getting a bit snipey with each other since they both retired

Double - I had a year when I was 16 of being a little err lost when it comes to men, lost virginity to date rape type scenario then went slightly 'wild' for a year. Since then been practically a virgin. Except for the odd indiscretion misunderstanding. And not a single one of those for the last 11 years!!

TC we are still in poo hell with DD, basically she is still in nappies alot, she currently has lactulose and Senokot. Push for a paediatrician appointment aswell.

Oh, the wetaher forecast is good tomorrw and we are off to the beach for a day of rockpooling with DS for his birthday.

See, that's what i mean Fanny - I want to go rockpooling.

DF - very similar happened to me at 19. Though I turned into a bitch rather than going wild. Maybe that's where I got my cynisism from.

And my spelling.

Right am off to have angry, dirty "not going to win the world cup" sex with DH.
Am fuming.
So redirecting my anger.......

Have had a curry tonight, not very Dukan

Cripes - my family dynamics were all made up!!! I was just competing.

So sorry but none of the snorting speacial brew, DD is my uncles, DS is my aunties is true.

Fuck, I feel really stupid and insensitive now.

I was just joking...........................

Here are the facts -

I lived in a hostel after my Exp (the bumsex one) beat me to a pulp and threw me and DD out.

My mum raised me and my sis single handed for 10 years til she met my hero.

I lived in a council house for 6 years and whitnesses stabbings, shootings, drug abuse, 1 murder and several car fires.

And, I never, ever forget where I have been and appreciate with all my heart where I am now..............

Oh and in an insane moment as had a hangover, I booked 2 tickets to take DD to go and see The Wiggles in Southampton on 1st July. Crisp had no idea what I was talking about

Rockpooling
I think I'd rather be rockpooling than having hot sex, sssh don't tell DH

Just for lovely Lizzy xxx

Total - we had movicol for dd1. She stops herself going for a poo all the time, drops to the floor and crosses legs, shudders etc until the need to go has passed. When she finally does go is size of house and therefore hurts. We got movicol but that then led to her having accidents. We've tried everything, telling off if stops herself going, rewards if goes for a poo, diagrams of food passing through and how it needs to get out, explaining if she went when first felt it it wouldn't hurt. She still does it now though

I think that's Vinnys 'movement' problem too Just let it out Vin!!

Waves at Portia and Shiney

Jet - are the OU good? I'd really like to do something in psychology or forensic psychology.

sorry your DD is still so affected, these medications definitely seem a long haul job, and sympathies re:poo issues, it's terribly draining for all. Unless miracles happen in next 6 weeks or so, I will be pushing for paed referral.

On a more cheerful note, beach trip sounds marvellous. A friend plus DS is coming over tomorrow, so we will probably do museums, then on Sunday I will probaly go to Africa Oye, it's a free African music festival on in Sefton Park in Liverpool a few miles from my house. Not sure if I will take DS as he might find it too loud...

Mouse, don't be silly.

Fanny - that really was silly!

Night Lizzy. Enjoy your angry sex.

Can I start tonight again as I feel I am missing a huge point somewhere..............

What the hell is worng with me?

You could have hot sex in a rock pool Lizzy

mouse - you have just helped me the top of the common list - in my experiences, your made up family is actually the norm

So come back out from that sofa!!

Lizzy - errrm, you go girl - make him put more effort in that the england boys

Mittz!!!
Those pics are fab!
We so needed the lush one on that pitch

Thank you gorgeous goddess, hope you are good, off to bed now...

Lizzy - dirty sex? You can use my bed if you want, its covered in used nappies at the moment

Mouse - you're funny Your exp needs shooting.

Bitter - I did a quick spot check of all my friends about 10 years ago and I think every single one had had unwanted 'attention' there were a couple of 'date' rapes, lots of attempted etc. Just a bloody nightmare, makes me really worried for dd but dont want to pass that worry on if you see what i mean

Double - is he single?