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The Shiney Girls have been at it.....

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bellavita · 13/06/2010 20:21

again

Bring on the Pornstars!!

Lots of cock and cake healthy eating and plenty of chat here....

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Gigantaur · 16/06/2010 11:56

hello ladies.

Saf - your tooth/mouth sounds awful. have you been able to see a dentist? sorry if i missed such an update whilst scrolling.

Mouse - glad you were able to video Ds being ill. at least there is a positive to his upset being that it may help him get the help he needs.

Lizzy - i'd need a n ambulance crew after 4k let alone water. actually no thats a lie, i wouldn't. i would bloody GET to 4k!

Double - im crap i know but where are you now? and agree with you that it is far more important to do what makes things better for you and Dc's before worrying about whats better for anyone else.

portia - did SGB give you a roasting? you have to link. I love her. she is just as fab in RL. I am hoping she's coming to Reality's hen do.

Right, thanks for all the advice last night. in the end DP refused to give me a good seeing to as he was worried about causing any more complications. so we just had some non penetrative fun. was lovely but im having some cramp like pains again this morning so was probably best that we didn't go any further.

today i am making my little brothers birthday cake. it looks yummm so i made another one for home

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Mouseface · 16/06/2010 12:14

Back in a mo, the builders have just undone the plastic sheeting that MrMouse and I spent hours putting up to secure the kitchen!!!

I am now beyond fucking fuming

Lizzylou · 16/06/2010 12:15

Oh Double, it can't help all these people all sticking their oars in and telling what is right for you, only you know that. Your mate sounds fab. Sorry you were so upset.

Oh Gigi, am glad you abstained, was worried when I read this morning, I'd wait a wee while longer. What did the hospital say? Cake sounds lovely.

SAF, you rant away, am impressed you can type still with all those drugs in your system. Really hope dentist can sort it.

Just had smoked salmon, prawns and mussels for lunch. It was bloody delish but my bank balance won't be at this rate, just wanted nice stuff for the harsh protein only days.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 16/06/2010 12:18

Hello, just a quickie before I get DD's lunch.

Double - It sounds like it may be a case of the grass is greener, but only you know what's best for you and the DC.

Keep talking if it helps

Saf - everything crossed for you that the dentist can sort out your bastard tooth, in the meantime sending you a huge squeeze.

Did I tell you that I have my first dental appt in about 15 years thanks to you? And DC have their first ever

Gigi, not ignoring your post, but am too prudish to respond, so I'll just say, er , the cake sounds good.

Gigantaur · 16/06/2010 12:30

SAF - i think that is what has done it. it was jolly good fun last night but im paying for it this morning.
I get the stitches out on monday and they did say to wait until then. im just not used to going so long without. i'm a twice a day kinda girl. Dp is a lucky man

Mouse - i would go ape shit. go give them what for.

Bitter - its ok. wasn't sure a thread about food was the best place to discuss my bedroom activities but i really didn't want to have to start another thread and go through all the details iyswim.

Double - could you just shut yourself away from everything for a few days. just do the very bare minimum and see if cutting the exterior stresses help? It sounds like you have a lovely life in Ireland but your head is just exploding with everything else going on.

am off to ice Db's cake. he wants a football. i am by no means as talented as some of the cake makers here so god knows what it'lllook like when im finished.

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Mouseface · 16/06/2010 12:38

This is what I started before I had to go and do the builders job for them show the builders what they've done...

Double - you talk sense which is step one, not letting your foo (that was just for all the foo/foo-stickk haters ) rule your heart. As you say it's not the UK, it's getting the hell out of dodge!!!

Your mum sounds a bit needy and unsupportive - sorry, I'm harsh - and maybe should back off a bit, let you breath.

Does it help you to write things down? Get your thoughts down in black and white? Agree with SAF that yo need a beak from all things stressful and not in the UK........

Do you think that upping/changing your ADs will help?

Maybe you just need to go stand at the top of a mountain and scream or even use my favourite - 'fuck the fuck off you fuckity fuckers and when you get there, fuckity fuck off again'

SAF - you're fine taking what you are..... if you need more pain relief after today, I have a box of Tylex. Co-codamlo and paracetamol that work wonders on tooth pain..... I can send them to you?

Gigi - your books, it is you I've sent them to????, should be there tomorrow, if you don't get them today. I think because it's a box they'll come by parcel force???

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 16/06/2010 12:38

Gigi - post away, just don't think I'm being rude if I don't respond.

Mouseface · 16/06/2010 12:39

Jeez - I can't type when I'm shaking with rage, sorry, let me know if any of the above doesn't make sense!

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Mittz · 16/06/2010 12:45

Sympathies Gigi...better safe...... I am not a cake maker/decorator, have fun I am sure DS will love it.

Double, others advice seems good but sympathies. Talking it through might help, but hope a solution isn't too far away.

SaF... Sounds like an absess. Ouch

Lizzy...go you. I miss running. Are you draped, elegantly recovering now?

Oh god... I can do chin ups. Only 3 last night but my right wrist is delicate. I felt like I had conquered everest. It has been a goal and trying to build upper arm strength to do so.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 16/06/2010 12:54

Saf, that would be heaven

Mittz / Lizzy - get you you exercise queens!

Mouse, threaten to withdraw tea priviledges for the builders? They sound like they are taking the piss.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 16/06/2010 12:55

Good luck

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Mouseface · 16/06/2010 13:03

SAF - fb me your address, I'll get them out first class later or tomorrow morning if that's ok.........

My nan is a nurse and gets me loads! She like a bloody drug barron!!!

Double - one thing at a time is fine..... just do what you feel you can to get through the day. No mountains need to be moved do they? Spend time with DS today, just snuggle and watch a movie. Balls to the washing. Be kind to yourself. Life doesn't come with an instruction mannual!!!

Mittz - I can actually visualise you doing chin ups!!! Your nails you are!!

Bodgit & Scarper have been bollocked! I have told them that if they want to see Mrs ScreamingLikeAFuckingBansheeMouse to carry on as they are, if not, be more fucking careful!!!!

Idiots.

Gigantaur · 16/06/2010 13:05

it was indeed me mouse, you luvverly lady you.
I will keep an eye out whilst stalking you.

Saf - eeeww at scabs. I reckon it'll be ok. I just wont try it again for a while

double - ooh shall we all brave ryannair and come rescue you for a weekend. never been to ireland and it sounds lovely.

Mittz - what the feck are chin ups? is that what you do when you're trying hard not to blub? but well done you if it's something strenuous. im very jealous of people that can do such things. i get tired watching the telly.

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Gigantaur · 16/06/2010 13:09

sounds like a plan Double.

good luck at the dentist Saf

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