The summer sunSHINEY is here!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome, welcome one & all to our 8356th thread if your name's not down then come in anyway!

If you're wanting to lose weight, improve your diet or chat about absolutely anything from feta cheese to boobaloobas you're in good company, just dive in & get chatting.

Oh and, beware the penguins!

oh and shes probably jealous of you, thats why shes such a bitch

i shouldnt be here, going to get myself sacked soon, but cba to do any work this morning

This is why we love you Shiney

Oh, and if any of you healthy eating gurus are about, could you have a look at this please?

Oh, i remember something about beautiful cherrywood floor, funny thing taste isn't it. Can have great taste in interior design, bad taste in photos...

Shiney -

Blimey Shiney, was he showing you what a great big arsehole he was had

Fluffy - with pleasure (he comes beautifully presented this morning - stubble and still in his pj's)

Shiney

Nah im not sad, just disappointed, i keep recalling things from the night and cringing, im such a bad judge of character, looking back there were probably signs that he was an asshole

His house was a tip aswell, nice house but he had not tidied up, there where socks and undies all over the radiators and unwashed cups and it was just messy

he was off work all last week and knew i was coming so why didnt he clean up? or am i just being picky now?

Can't have a day off Bella. It is international 'take your ironing to Mittz' week. 3 more loads

I hate DC's not being here Alice, even though weirdly I need a break from them. DD was sad this morning because weirdy man asked me to watch his DC's whilst I walked her to school and she likes having me to herself.

Fluffy she is a female knoboid who might have it all but is rude, ungracious and probably has got a cat's bum face... like this

Shiney

My house is a mess, but i actually have a good excuse. If he was off all week and knew you were coming then he is a twat. you are hardly going to think "Ooh, unwashed socks, dirty cups, how manly" are you?

Mitts - is your DD ok now?

oh and another thing, he kept sticking his hard on in my leg while trying to grope me,

i'll shut up now

Yes thank you Alice

I think children going through puberty should be put in isolation units though. DS even tries to have arguments with me via text. There is something satisfying about switching him off.

I actually get 'I hate you.. it's so unfair, you are ruining my life'

Are they programmed?

Shame really Vinny.. being made aware of the extent of one's dates excitement can be quite erm.. a turn on in the right circumstances IMO ............. Especially with the Washing up fantasy...

Oh feel free SaF

Blimey Vinny, I'll wash up next time, I promise

I love that you texted him though- he needs to know that he acted like a complete twat.