The summer sunSHINEY is here!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome, welcome one & all to our 8356th thread if your name's not down then come in anyway!

If you're wanting to lose weight, improve your diet or chat about absolutely anything from feta cheese to boobaloobas you're in good company, just dive in & get chatting.

Oh and, beware the penguins!

Oh don't mention bloody shoes shiney.. he will be permenantly attached to them the way he is going....

bof, he was supposed to be impressing me, i wasnt impressed by his undies all over the show

When we were out walking, he said he had got a kebab on the way home from the pub the night before, and he woke up to bits of kebab all over the floor, he didnt rememeber going to bed, i laughed thinking he probably clean it up, how wrong was i

The fact that he had his hand permanately attached to my breast is what i objected to, and he keep drooling over them i wasnt even wearing a revealing top (it was a slouchy long sleaved jumper)

This was before he had even cooked me dinner

maybe im just a prude, i expected there might be kissing a cuddling at the end of the night, but not groping and hard ons before i have even had my steak!

No. The 'clamping' thing is just too weird. Agree that if it feels right it is right but just 'clamped there is tooooo odd.

Ah, I woke up myself with something underway before I knew he was even there...but in a good way

Am looking forward to today- onec I've had a bath we are going into town to see the Picasso exhibition, then my mum and dd1 are meeting us to go for a late birthday tea for dd1 at the Japanese restaurant: it all gets cooked in front of you by flame-throwing chefs and a floor show, it's brilliant

A food floor show around here is a group of hairy men chasing a cow with a pitchfork..

That sounds lovely and well deserved BoF.

It's this place, and the food is great

I have been desperately trying to treat my goldfish for white spots on their gills and fins..apparently it is a sign that they are male fish and NOT a disease!!

Mittz- love the picture, quite accurate if I say so myself

DD already says 'you're not the boss of my life, Mummy!!' to me and 'I hate you' to Phil Such an adorable creature.

Vin - is it wrong to laugh so hard at this man's hard on??????!! I remember on 3rd date with DP, we'd done nothing up till then, no hand holding no kissing nothing. 3rd date was at his house and I'd stated I'm not staying over night in advance. Even didn't do legs so definitely couldn't 'do' it. Anyway, we finally kissed and were kissing v passionately, he put hands NOWHERE apart from on my waist. I then said 'I think I better go home' and he said 'yes I think you better' but nicely. And off home I went. I loved it that he totally respected my wishes.

Why can I never do a one line post? Gah.

Oh no worries BoF.. I'll douse them in a copper solution regardless..that'll dampen their ardour, as well as turning them an attractive green colour..

Vinny would make a lovely mermaid...