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NormaSknockers · 21/05/2010 20:47

Welcome, welcome one & all to our 8356th thread if your name's not down then come in anyway!

If you're wanting to lose weight, improve your diet or chat about absolutely anything from feta cheese to boobaloobas you're in good company, just dive in & get chatting.

Oh and, beware the penguins!

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VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 09:55

Thanks lizzy, just checked and you are write, would look a bit silly sending a serious text and with bad spelling

Right im going to send it

VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 09:57

fuck im not with it today, right not write

i'm so tired, should i send it or and i just being a grumpy fuck because i am tired?

Mittz · 24/05/2010 09:57

Don't read this if you are squeamish!

I'll never be able to go out with a foot fetishist will I?

Ew!

Mittz · 24/05/2010 09:59

I don't know Vinny. Sit on it for a bit. You don't wnat to regret sending it but not leave it too long so it loses it's impetus IYSWIM. Put it in drafts for now..

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VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 10:06

i've sent it, fuck it, he deserves it

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 24/05/2010 10:07

Mitts are you terribly surprised? Do i actually need to answer that question for you? Fancy skiving?

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Mittz · 24/05/2010 10:13

I actually can't Quarks (you are the queen of names).

I now have 4 loads of ironing to do plus the one I am doing now. (I have to switch you all off in a minute)

I would love to have done, it would be a fab day to spend with good company but work is work...

Right.. take a deep breathe ladies. I am switching you off and closing the lappy till lunch time.........

Mittz · 24/05/2010 10:13

Lol at trotters (giggle)

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 24/05/2010 10:19

no problem mitts, might just go find somewhere for a stomp.

Need to escape and do something. Am knackered. down side of ds rashing early is that he is up for the day at 6am. Ouch. Especially when he was up 2:30am - 4am last night. Ah well. will try skipping sleep meds and see what happens. Bet it only lasts on night though

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 24/05/2010 10:20

rashing crashing

bellavita · 24/05/2010 10:20

Lizzy - he had made his mind up last night that he wasn't going to work today said he was too tired... what he meant was that he was probably still hungover and tired from Saturday night (then he did a full day on teas and coffees at this charity thing yesterday) and I think it was all a bit much for him! He never has time off even when he is "proper poorly". I have had to ring up and lie for him this morning . He is now sat watching Jeremy Kyle whilst I have marinaded the chicken for tonights tea, washed and hung out three loads of washing and hoovered and polished upstairs - then I need to get showered, hair washed etc and go to work

Mittz, have a day off!

Alice, hope you get the bank sorted.

Vinny, well done on sending the txt.

wastingaway · 24/05/2010 10:21

Morning everyone!

I've had my honey loops, oj and coffee, and already done some good work in the garden.

Sorry it's been bugging you Vinny, letting him know how you feel is a good idea.

Alicetheinvisible · 24/05/2010 10:22

Vinny - good for you! He deserves a snotty message at the very least. And he didn't cook your steak properly, i mean, what a monster

Have rung bank. Apparently all is fine, it is an automatic letter that is faulty and they have been having trouble for some time I only had to pay the £30 as an early repayment fee on this, which is why we did it.

DD has just gone off with my friends and their kids. Really hate her not being here, felt really emotional when i said goodbye another friend (childless) is coming over this afternoon to play in the paddling pool with DD too, so should have an easy day.

VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 10:24

He hasnt replied, i am hoping he doesnt, i dont actually want to hear from him again, im hoping he just takes it as a sign to never get intouch with me again

Lizzylou · 24/05/2010 10:26

Alice, don't feel bad, your DD is off having fun and you need to rest. It will all be worth it when she gets to meet her bonny baby brother.
Just accept whatever help with DD you can get, she knows you love her and yes you'll miss her but needs must at the moment lovely.

Bella, hope he has a treat in store for you this evening when he's all rested up

Well done for sending the text Vinny, he has sto know that that is no way to behave, irresistable as you may be.

VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 10:26

oh and i added a bit to the text, saying 'you took advantage knowing i was stuck in your home until morning' so thanks for that saf

right onwards and upwards! anyone know of any decent single me with a bit of decorum? who likes big breasted women

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 24/05/2010 10:35

think there might be a shortage of them vinny... unless DI has a secret stash?

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 24/05/2010 10:36

right going for a stomp and will then decide what I am going to do. Laters.

VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 10:37

Yes DI give up your stash, stop being greedy

DeFluffy · 24/05/2010 10:38

vin - where did you originally know him from? If he is a friend of friends you should bloody tell them too so that they dont set him up with anyone else. You might expect it (a bit) of a young lad, but not of a 44 year old man!

STOP THE TOENAIL TALK

Bella - Can I date your husband pretty please? I've never met anyone else who watches JK.

Double - not 'spare' as such,not until SIL has a nasty trip down the stairs She was a bit mean to me at the party... Its a family thing and I know not everyone does it but since they've been little little (well about 2, are 5 now) I've bought the 'other child' a present too on the birthdays. That's because although we've always had big playplace type parties, they've usually had family affairs so, the other child would be sat there on their own while child whose b'day it was opens all presents. When their 2nd child arrived I also alwayts bought for that one too.

Probably not explaining too well, but it also keeps the non b'day 2 children from 'helping' the b'day child with their presents. Anyway, I thought niece's party was just family so I again bought presents (only tiny) for my child and the nephew too.

However, it was a party with lots of children so not necessary I suppose but I didn't know that. Anyway, when I told sil I'd got presents for her other child too she went off on one about 'why do that? He doesn't get upset when sister gets presents, he's not like that. I'm so lucky my children aren't jealous like that, you really shouldn't bother' etc. But all in nasty tone of voice. I just sort of said 'oh ok.'

So was it silly of me to buy the extra presents (I wouldn't ever buy my child a present if she was going to a school friends bday party, its only because these 3 are family)? Was it ungracious of her? And finally, why is she such a bitch??

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VinegarTits · 24/05/2010 10:43

I meet him on the net Fluffy, but years ago, and have been in touch on and off for about 5 years, just go to show you dont really know people

I wouldnt have bought extra presents, but there was no need for sil to be so offensive about it, is she always like that?

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