Time for some JuShi fruit (and veg) with the healthy eaters

[TrillianAstra]

This is our mumblemumbleth thread. We want to eat more healthily and/or lose weight.

In theory.

Mostly we like to chat and admire teh thread mascot - he helps us not to over-eat.

If that doesn't do it for you, you can always go old-school - I know I'm too scared to go into the dark spooky kitchen now

All of these "friends", DeFluff!

just been told that my username is boring and uncuth and thats the state of this country on a politics thread

yes this country is in a state because i call myself TerryWogansCock on an interent forum

Bloody nora!! Don't make me post pictures of them!!! (mumble mumble snarf) you bugger Trills

Woman currently on Trisha looks 80 bet she's actually 30 just smokes a lot

Vin - anything from twat boy as I affectionately call him??

TWC - Sorry for language but after that nutter last night, and my bollocking the other day, and now this I think it has to be said that there are a right bunch of cunts on here sometimes.

Vin, I was wondering who to blame and it turns out it was you all along.

Defluff - kind of put an answer on (hoping I've got the right thread). Not much help really though. Horrible situation though.

Good stuff SAF, so you will be able to catch up here at night while ds is asleep, and you never know, you might even meet someone out there

Fluff, not herad form twat boy, i expect he has disappeared up his own arse so not been able to cantact me, hey ho

i need to get on that website lizzy posted, some fit men on it, i think you lot should write my profile

calm down woman, leave the packing until he is in bed, go and do something nice with him

SAF - Me too. (alien)

Vin - also have you tried that US one thats over here now? With the vom inducing adverts? Might be better quality of men than twat boy.

Mitts - will go look, thank you. Trying not to out myself with posting under two names, argh.

Apologies for the 'c' word, they just really piss me off, like being at achool or something

No Vinny - the country is uncouth therefore you call yourself TWC on an internet forum

mycaat - i just called you mitts, i'm losing it sorry

Read that as "chat up the barmaid"

SAF, go and do something nice, the beer garden idea is a good one, nice for you and DS.

I agree with you about some posters on MN at the moment, I think on the whole it isn't as intimidating as it first was when I joined, smaller and more cliquey. BUT there are whingeing buggers and as there more posters there are more moaners around.

TERRYWOGANSCOCK, you singlehandedly caused the Global Credit crunch, Foot and Mouth epidemic, that Icelandic volcano and it's ash and also you probably encouraged Kerry Katona and Amy Winehouse.
EVERYTHING is your fault! Poss even my muffinage.

You should go on that site, there are oodles of fit blokes who seem nice. I was like a kid in a sweety shop, picking blokes for my mate

i read that as miffinage good job i double checked before i asked whats wrong with your fanny?

Hi all.
Its been a while but here I am.
Thank the lordy for it is Friday and I have finished work for the week.
Anyone fancy finding me a swimming cossy/ tankini? Under £40, control tummy panel, padded boobs as I'm flat as a pancake...... mmmmmmmm pancakesssssss.

muffinge?? the hair has spread over the bikini line??!

Hello goobs, i'm back off to finish catching up with vampire diaries, mmmmm vampires. Then think will go for meal with dc and dp in pub beer garden.

oh good i love vampire diares

hi goobs

Hello.

Some good discipline advice this morning, thank you!

Tom please!

I've lost 2lbs. It's a(nother) start.