The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

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Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

That's the spirit, Sazz!
I could never call a child Ralph, just no way It's the dick's name

afternoon.

Life is more normal here. ds is being his psycho self. it is actually very comforting .

Didnt sleep earlier. Tried. turned the computer off, lay in bed with my eyes shut listening to my brain gabble away. gave up at 12noon and went for a very long drive, i waved at mitts as i went past.

Defluff -just to put your mind at rest. the hockey boys range from 22 to 50yo. so yes somewhere in the middle there is a number who are datable age. Don't worry. I am not being entirely stupid, but equally they are completely mad and the term men doesnt really see appropriate

Feeling a bit better since being out. A wise one pointed out you often land flat on your face after stress so this is probably perfectly normal. if i cant sleep tonight i am def taking the ads tomo night. I havent taken them yet. have tried hard not to but will have to see.

at all the sex talk in the afternoon.

ouch, sounds expensive shiney.

Hello everyone.

Hope your well. Bloody broadband not been working since Friday.

I will catch up later just wanted to sign in

Hey MyCat, thought I hadn't seen you about, how are you?

How did it go, Vinny???

Off to take DS1 to football and then to the gym and on the fat wobbler, I must shift these cream cakes on my hips!

Why is it that I am busy at work when I wasn't even supposed to be here today?

Am back home now, he was nice!

We went for a little walk and a chat but he had to get back to work

He was tall and polite, with a nice accent (bit posh) after this afternoon kerfuffle i expected a jack-the-lad with a strong northern accent

He said i looked just like my picture, which he seemed pleased about, i would like to see him again but not sure if he feels the same

when he left he kissed me on the cheek and said 'text' me later'

So i guess he was leaving the ball in my court, i dont know what to do next

God, I feel exhausted!

Vinny, how did the date go?

Trills, did you go to the theme park yesterday? Obviously a work devil somewhere storing it up for you!

Hey MyCat.

Sazz, glad to see that you are going to Paris - Yay!

Glad you are feeling better Slugs.

Did I see Goobs earlier on?

Oh I have utterly vile children!

Don't ask, grrr...

oh bof whats happened? (sorry i had to ask)

BoF - are you ok?

Oh, one of them is abandoning homework to swan off with her boyfriend, and the other one is throwing poo in the park and nearly getting herself killed on the road.

Fuckers.

Oh crap, Shiney- is he ok?

too late shiney, i just texted him but he replied

Oi, Vinny- no texting until we've cleared it first, ok?

BoF - her own poo? Can you not tell DD1 she cannot go out?

Shiney, is Teddy ok? does he need to go to A&E?

Vinny - did you meet him?

Shiney - I hate nsty expensive cars, ouch

Vinny - sounds good, although I hate this stage in dating, when you just don't know how they feel, very eek but exciting too.

Bof - that's not good. I'll do you a swap for mine tho, dd1 will not stop kissing me. Very cute but its constant and its driving me crazy or she keeps saying 'cuddle' all the time. She's always been madly affectionate but I'm feeling arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yo MyCat

Oh sorry - cross posts.

Bof - not good. Shiney - also not good

Vinny - good

erm ok, no more texts

Yes i met him Bella, see my post from about 10 mins ago

Oh bof [sa]d dont let them get you down, tis normal teenage stuff to swan off with bf's

Shiney poor ted, hope hes ok