The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

[BitOfFun]

Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

Delicate, yep, that's us, Ihave no idea how we put up with Shiney's tales...

Took off the Dr because someone on another thread asked me about it, and I feel under pressure to be sensible while wearing it.

Trills - the alsatian one was the best. I note how Shiney didn't refute she was the inspiration for the Nancy Friday piece

I just nearly wept. Tried on a top I bought at a car boot the other day (yes i'm being penny pinching - idea is if I only allow myself clothes from car boots etc I'll get back to my normal size quicker to wear my normal clothes. In actuality i'm just slobbing around in dp's tops ), anyway, i bought a 16 and i'm somewhere between a 14 and 16 at mo. Tried it on and it wouldn't go over chest and even ripped. Devastated. Checked the inside and it was a bloody 8! Obviously had been put on any old hanger at the car boot. argh.

As to bf, she was a lovely girl, really lovely, then she got a bit warped, all she cared about was what men thought of her, very strange and quite tragic really Dittany would have a bloody field day with her i'm telling you.

err what alstation thread? and who is Nancy bleeding Friday? link Defluff?

Ah, the old Alsatian story. A perennial favourite

Vinns - on that thread I said Shines was the inspiration for the Nancy Friday story of the woman whose fantasy was sex with an alsatian. Shiney did not refute it

Nancy Friday collects and compiles women's and men's sexual fantasies. Books include 'Men in love', 'women on top' err can't remember the rest. My secret garden or somesuch...

books.google.co.uk/books?id=8vf0sCEdnssC&pg=PR225&lpg=PR225&dq=nancy+friday+alsatian&source=bl&ots=G xezrgShhv&sig=a08NdQ0DIk9XvKtjqi4cJrO4eY&hl=en&ei=grLNS-XQG6G80gSXnennDw&sa=X&oi=bookresult&ct=res ult&resnum=1&ved=0CAYQ6AEwAA

but what is the alsation story? (i am missing the point )

I will try and find it online for you and decide whether it can be printed in its full glory here- if not, then it's facebook, I'm afraid...

was shiney erm, you know with an alsation?

apparently so, Bof told me. Although think it was more slurpy than actually in out stuff

[causes trouble then runs]

It's in amongst this lot somewhere: warning, high filth content

Gah! Have just picked DS up from school.

Cba to take the pushchair so carried DD on my hip.

Got home, went to put her down and realised that she had been grabbing my V nech jumper and had basically pulled my top down to expose my bra to all and sundry.

hehe

Bitter - [snort] see you're only one step away from paying £100 for a shag

Obviously I am such a beauty that the £100 would be paid to me.

And No, before you look there are no pics on my profile - I don't want to make you all jealous

at DeFluff and her bounless perky energy.

We had a copy of a Nancy Friday book in school (The Secret Garden, I believe) and used to take turns reading aloud for the rest of the girls at lunch.

Ok, there should have been a in there somewhere - I am not that self deluded!

I think there is only one MNer who knows what I look like, and I have bumped paid her off

afternoon ladies. managed about 2/3 of shred work out one before school run (thanks to our lovely Mitts, who kindly sent me her duplicate DVD). V useful to know that work out two is easier on the knees, as I have trouble with my knees so may skip up to workout two next.

defluff at the £100 saga....

My date is back on for 4pm, he hasnt had a lunch so is defo going to tak a break at 4 and com and meet me

will report back when i get home tonight (and read the filth that bof linked too )

Total, it may be easier on the knees, but by jaysus it is tougher as a workout is Level 2.

Defluff, at your shenanigans.

We had the Nancy Friday books at school like DIB (not in the school library, obv, just someone's locker), a big shock after oohing and aahing at Judy Blume's Forever, I can tell you

Good Luck Vinny!