Weeellll, just to cheer everyone up or maybe make everyone go here goes...
My best friend is a total twat when it comes to men. Harsh but utterly true. Anyway she was dating loser boy, had been for about 3 years when one night they had a row in a club. She left and went home. He turned up hours later. Next morning she gets a phone call from an unknown girl to say 'I shagged your boyfriend last night, just thought you should know'. Nice
Cue massive confrontation, weeks of lies etc etc. He finally comes clean and admits that after their row he started talking to another woman in the club and ended up shagging her. Which is weird because he was ugly as fuck and had the personality of Extended.
My friend decided eventually to 'forgive' him, but because he was the last person she'd slept with on her 'list' (if you like) and she wasn't the last person on his 'list', that to make it 'fair' she needed to sleep with someone else too, then they could move on
So, they decided that it was too dangerous for her just to pick someone up at a club and also that he (the tosser boyfriend) had to be present throughout
So.... they asked a mutual male friend of all of ours if he would 'do the deed', he said no because he had a girlfriend. Anyway they offered him £100 and he said 'yes'!!!!!!!!!! So the deed was done, tosser boyfriend stayed in room while my friend/his girlfriend shagged our mutual friend, then they gave him the £100 and he left. Oh and my best friend and the tosser split up about a year later when he tried to kill her and ended up cutting off huge chunks of her hair with a pair of kitchen scissors.
Life never used to be dull
God I hope no-ones posted anything sad while Ive been typing all that or i'll look like a right twat .
Oh, And if you guess who i am on the other thread (wot with my distinctive posting style an' all) don't out me please for obvious reasons