The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

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Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

arghhhh!! bloody hell

left the office at 12, boss collared me and asked me if i was going to Morrisons and can i get some sweets? said um ok, so thought best take the car so i am not late back

Drove over the road to where we were meeting, pulled up, no sign of him, checked my phone, had a text message 'sorry just been collared again can we re-schedule? x'

fuck fuck fuck

and my suspicious mind is thinking, is he really busy? or just playing games?

He siad he is a call center manager for a travel company, so i would imagine they are quiet snowed under due to volcanic ash disrupting flights

i repied saying, 'uk ok, got to go to morrisons for sweets' do you think he is thinking, snotty bitch

i mean i replied with 'um ok'

Oh Vinny, but his job could be just about at melting point at the moment, can imagine this would be a very busy time to be in anything travel related.
I think, as Shiney says, give him another go and see what happens.

Bitter, how are feeling after the shred? It is tough isn't it? Am working myself up to doing Level 2 now...

He jsut texted me to say he tried to get out again at 12.30 but too busy, asked if we can meet after work instead

told him i finish at 4, if he can meet me then? waiting for a reply

cant be arsed with this dating shiote, tis any wonder i am single

i know Lizzy, i can imagine he is inundated with issues atm

He just texted back, is going to try and get out again at 4 (he doesnt finish till 6), said he really wants to meet me

i am all at the same time

Sounds like a good excuse to me Vinny. But he should have known he wouldn't be able to get out, silly man.

Fruit-only diets only work because you are eating fewer calories (and giving yourself diarrhoea), it's not good for you - unless you count the fact that you won't be eating crap, but you can 'not eat crap' in much better ways. You are of course grownups so can do as you like.

I'm sure you look gorgeous in your dress by the way Vinny.

I am quite tempted by this shred thingy.

vinny - fingers crossed for later. I know in my job if i tried to go for lunch when we were in the middle of a proposal i just wouldn't be able to get out the door, so it does sound plausible. Also he might be shy and bricking it too

As no one showed any interest in my siblings sleeping together story i'm not sharing now. it was probably in bad taste actually. I will however spill on the sex for money story if everyone is nice to me and strokes my weary head

Question - if you namechange and post something is there anyway anyone can know who you normlly post as? I know MNHQ can but anyone else? Does it show previous namechanges in your profile? I'm assuming not but want to double check as I need to post something very sensitive over next couple of weeks.

Am I the only one who thought Vinny said she had shaved something else ending with "ussy"? at first? I thought "Blimey, you're very optimistic about this lunch meeting!"

Must be the sex towel talk...

Am still illing but bored of it now. Desperately need to wash my hair after two days of being in bed, it's developing dreadlocks.

Barry- the title is kind of an allusion, but to be fair, we ran out of decent puns a while ago.

Defluff- no, nobody will know. You are very good at namechanging- I couldn't find your thread the other day so am still in the dark, but hope you are on the up anyway.

Just make sure you don't have one of those tagline things set.

DeFluff I was waiting in anticpation for that story.

VT, good luck for later.

bof, you do know what a 'mussy' is though dont you? scouse speak for a hairy top lip?

SAF - he works for a travel agents - can you imagine how hard they must be all working today?

It sounds like he is trying hard to get time out, but he needs to be more realistic and less optimistic, because too much optimism ends up messing you around.

Oh yes, Vinny- my mussy is regularly managed

Bof - I thought exactly that, thought bloody hell vins, steady on love its a lunchtime date by the docks

My thread the other day where i mercylessly (is that a word) slagged off my dp is in rel, under squirrel snuffler or somesuch, title is something about lying dp.