The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

[BitOfFun]

Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

erm nope. do expand on that statement please bitter.

Whats with the numbers? Thicko non-maths type me.

Welcome back Yank, you must be so relieved. Was it hell? Was it? Was it??

Vinny, yah boo sucks to non-texting foolish man.

Happy birthday jujusdad.

Gotta go and brush teeth/hair etc and take kiddies to school. Have a good night people.

Oh, a friend had her baby last night - after years of ivf for my poor lovely chum. Am so delighted for her.

Er, no Bitter. Reckon we may have remebered it!

Redbin how are you?!

Just ignore what Slug?

I was going to do loads of things this evening, but I've been on MN and facebook for hours. Oh well!

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No, SAF - today should have been about pampering and recovery.

Half moon - do you not get the MN moon status on the top right of your screen, below 'Advanced Search'?

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DIB, I've never noticed that before

Claudia - That's lovely news!

Ach, you don't want to know about Roger the Butcher, it's not that interesting.

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this stupid fucking lansinoh affinity breast pump doesn't fucking work at all! I bought it at mothercare today before we even came home as my Medela is in my suitcase and not expected back for at least a week, if ever. Am supposed to be at work all day on Friday!! Fuck fuck fuck

have started thread in BFing, I don't have enough stockpiled at all

I disagree, "Roger The Butcher" sounds absolutely interesting!

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Oh bollocks, Yank. You are due a humungous lottery win after all this bad luck. Can you take it apart and put it all back together again? Do you have a hand pump?

nope am now lost rbd. what is that?

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Redbin, you got me!

Bugger Yank, can't help but huge sympathies.

Claudia, well done your friend. Tell her to be careful though as my cousins wife who was categorically told that she would never concieve a child naturally is expecting DS2 in August, DS1, the IVF baby, was born on 28th July last year.

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Yank that is truely shit. can you hand express, or are you needing large quantities? Some one will know. tis a fab bit of mn. someone usually knows.

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Oh bugger - I promised DH that I would be in bed by 11pm. DD waking at 4.30-5.00 every morning so am a zombie for most of the day.

Night all

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Night DIB.

Sounds like a plan five. i intend to. Sorry my translater just blew up froze

Anyone got any plans for tomo? I have nasty stuff followed by nice stuff.

just popping in to say goodnight, got side tracked watch telly doing stuff