The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

[BitOfFun]

Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

Good.

Plans, go to do my revision bit of ECDL and then await wih bated breath some guests.

Night DIB.

Yank, that is truly shit luck. I agree you are due a substantial lottery win

Goodnight DIB et al, I didn't realise it was REAL code

ooh, slug tell me your plans

I'll trade you for the Roger the Butcher story, but I'm warning you now, it's not a good trade.

Night TWC. What is ecdl? keep meaning to ask but i have slug brains at the mo.

Bitter that story please. pretty please with a spider doing the hula on top?

Night all.

x posts Smear, followed by coffee with the lovely Mits. is the plan.

@rbd.

redbin

Do you really want the story slug?

I'm not being coy, it's just it's a little bit tawdry and I only mentioned it because I was told to talk about sex to stop the code!

And I don't want you to be disappointed because it's no 'Tales of The Dep-Fluff-ed'

De-fluff-ed

lord no, tell the story. am in need of something to distract my brain. and i now have mental image in my brain i really want to get rid off having had it put there by another thread. Yep want the story and i will let you into the secret of the code.

Coffe with mitts sounds fun

Wish I was local to you lovely ladies.

(though maybe if I was, I'd wish I wasn't )

stop procrastinating and spill. which bit of the world are you bitter?

Sorry, I tried to preview my post and deleted it, am trying to type it now, hang on a tick.

I'm Northants

Ah i can come wave at you when i move.

or should that be if i move

Right, so I was 18 or 19 and met this guy called Basil.

(That was his actual name, I made him show ID and everything because I thought he was making it up.)

He was a Hari Krishna. I don't know if this was anything to with that but he was also a Vegan.

Again, Don't know if the Hari Krishna thing is relavent but he informed me from the off that he was cellibate.

Fine by me, I am a teenage virgin and don't really want to start a sexual relationship until I am in a loving relationship.

Turns out, my understanding of celibate is no sexual contact.

His is, no penetrative sex.

So he wanted me to talk dirty to him while he tossed himself off. He asked me to call him 'Roger the Butcher' and describe me doing various mucky things with streaky bacon, salami etc.

You won't be surprised to learn I dumped him. By changing my answerphone message to:

'Hello, I'm screening my calls atm to avoid somebody, so please leave a message, and if I don't get back to you, it's you I am trying to avoid.'

(Luckily he had gone to prison for a few weeks and I had moved in the meantime)

So there you go, the roger the butcher story.

and that isnt an interesting story not sure i want to know why he went to jail. Although it does confirm the theory that men are weird.

I was beginning to think that you had gone to bed and forgotten ingored

Ooh, where may you be moving to slug?

ok google binary translator. there is one that comes up with lots of different codes. then copy and paste. Same for the morse. it is as easy as that.

off the A1. so right on the border of multiple areas.

It is job dependant. Should really be sorting out my cv tomo but it will wait til the weekend when i can think straight.

Oh, he glassed somebody - Not sure about the hari krishna thing, but I don't think that's compatible.

It's not that interesting, it's not like I actually did it.