The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

[BitOfFun]

Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

Right, i fyou don't see me for a while am adding to my talents

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Erm not really saf. sometimes i like to post in code. it makes it less obvious what is being posting. Or cos i just feel like it. Five is just getting her head around it.

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You lost me on that last one.

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God I'm a geek!

SAF - why not have fun for the very limited time you are still here? If he turns out to be Mr Darcy/a twunt, it makes little difference. How are you feeling, now?

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Okaaay

I'm back. What is going on please? I'm a bit scared.

Oh, and WELCOME BACK YANK

But seriously, when I left you were all talking about sex.

Atwhay the uckfay is oingay onhay?

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yes but then again so am i and a few others. it is a safe space for geeks remember lizzy description and it will be fine

just talk about sex and we'll catch up bitter. dont panic it happens round here occassionally. the more regular posters often just ignore its happening. Or you can google a translator.

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And why do I always do post number 666?

You are freaking me out

Oh Bitter

I was always about ten minute's behind everyone in school doing that. Takes me forever.

Thought I'd catch up, nothing changed then?

Agree with DIB, Saf, could you not enjoy a bit of fun for your last few days? make it a practise thing and if something happens it happens and it he is a complete twat at least you had fun?

So, did I ever tell you about the BF who wanted me to call him 'Roger the Butcher'?

Nope nothing really change redbindippers.