The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

[BitOfFun]

Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

at Bitter

That grin is through gritted teeth, beeatch. You are bit too close to the truth!

Gigi, I am going to call you that if I may as I take exception to your full name , hope you're OK. I rarely venture off the thread either these days and everytime I do I remember why I don't.
IYSWIM.

The orange hair dye has gone right to my head

The second picture is more my style, Bitter, am always to be found sucking lollipops seductively

Lizzy, which one?

Ah, x posts

The definition of a Jet Engine.. by a scientist thingy..

Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow.

Just checking in to say I'm still alive. Have read all your well wishes, thsnk you. Am dealing with evil 1 and evil 2 at the moment but will come back about 7 as I know you all miss me

Alice - will check out your thread then.

DP currently using white spirit on DD1's arm as she has a fake tattoo (I swear I am not an extra off Shameless) which won't come off and a swimming gala tomorrow.

Have you tried baby oil DF?

DH is home, has apologised and is now cooking spag bol for tea - yum!

May be back later, if not hope you all have a lovely evening

That's how a car engine works too Mitts, acc to DP.

Obv I can't help with your thread Alice, but it's good to see that you're not alone/unusual in feeling that way.

Off for my weigh in in a minute.

Proud Mother alert, DD managed to stay dry all day until 5.30, not bad for her.

Happy birthday JuJusdad!

glad things are better now he's home bitter.

Glad things are OK Bitter.

DF - can we have the sisters story when you come back.

in a funny mood now, thinking back to my school days - just got an e-mail about a reunion later this year. I try and blank out the 11-18 years as much as possible - they were a very lonely time, after the first few years I wsasn't so much verbally bullied as less overtly socially excluded. I still have semi-nightmares now, about the loneliness. Pfft. This too shall pass....

Is it from the recipe that BoF and Mamazon did the other day?

Haha, like Shiney could make a cake. I hear you're very good at shopping in M&S though.

School reunions not for me either TC. [frown] Best kept away... but sorry it is making you feel bad.

Oh Total, you have achieved so much since then, that must fill you with confidence? Teenagers are vile, I think, I still hate my nose and body due to twats at school. Even though then I was a size 10.
YOu are fabulous, don't think about the past, think about who you are now.

Shiney, M&S Choc cake? Delicious, so I am told

It could be no other chocolate cake than an M&S chocolate cake...

Farking 'ell Shiney you have nearly given me a heart attack there.. Have you fallen out with M&S?

Happy birthday.

Shiney dd's are for making cakes. train young and you never have to make another. ds (5) already makes most of ours.

Someone come speak normality to me. I have just had the strangest conversation with my ex. I think i am in a state of shock.

happy birthday JJ

my date didnt get back in touch, tosser

Slugs, tell me it is ok for me to have some fish and chips tomorrow for tea . I have to start faffing with the stupid cakes for my friends mum and dad and I need peace and quiet, I won't have time to cook. I thought I would ask DH to call at the chippy.

Vinny, well he ain't worth it then. Please don't dwell on it.

Its a one off treat, and will stop you platueing with the diet. DO it. In the name of promoting contiued weight loss!

Vinny sucks, true but obviously you are too good for him!

Topic of conversation tonight was my sex life or lack of it Not sure that sex life advice from the ex is entirely settling.