The Shiney Path to a Healthy Life Revolution

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Welcome to our, ooh, 64th Healthy Eating thread. We are a bunch of friends who are happy to welcome newbies prepared to join in with our resolve to strive to be healthier, quite possibly slimmer, but certainly filthier than the rest of mumsnet. If you can embrace our mascot with reverence, then you're in!

Away we go...

Iggi, it's not so much as he stayed out all night, It was more a miscommunication as to whether he would be staying overnight or not.

combined with me being hormonal

He's not that bad really.

Am bloody well singing that song in my head now Vinny - Hilda Ogden stylee [blush

Lol at 'get out of my pube'

Do it with you humour Bitter.. 'you were an arse' (said with twinkle in your eye) 'now are you going to take me upstairs and show me how sorry you are......'

Don't be silly Mitts, we don't have sex anymore - we're Married

Ah, I'm not really pissed off with him any more.

I think it's why we've been together so long.

We both have short fuses, but neither of us bear grudges.

Weirdly DC's Dad has gone odd on me since I asked about the 12th as it will mean changing the hours he has them. We have really had to make the best of a bad situation as it really is just me and him where the DC's are concerned, and we are capable of pulling together and getting on. But now it looks like he can't 'handle' that. Maybe it is a coincidence.

It does mean I will have limited contact with my DSS's though and that makes me sad. I was always invited to join them for get togethers and now that will not be so.

Do you think there is something about the time of year? I have just spoken to a friend and he says his soon to be Ex wife is making things difficult for him as well, and he does most of the stuff with their DC's.

(manic)

My neighbour's new caravan is remote controlled..it is awesome. Do you think they will let me have a play?

Sorry to hijack, but if anyone has a minute, would you look at my thread? Here struggling a bit atm

Probably not mitts cos very expensive to repair and the remote thingies are odd. Yep I there must be something in the air at the mo. At least my ex isnt being a knob. tis nice. Although i am waiting for him to confirm arrangements so that i can confirm plans. I want to do something in 2 weekends time. not sure what yet but something. Will have to see. Only having one night over the weekend due to swaps is a bit crap but nice non the less.

Done alice.

Ouch Ouch Ouch.

Have shredded. It huuuurts.

Although it went much quicker today with DS trying to do it alongside me

Soory you are feeling Poo alice.

I had days when I was pregnant withh DD when I happily would have handed DS over to the childcatcher.

Now she is here, DS absolutely adores her and he is at school - it gets easier, I promise.

DF - it may actually be worth the rigmarole of going through the court process, CAFCASS etc just to get everything pinned down by a higher authority than your twunt of an ex - ie a judge.

I doubt a Judge will look kindly on how your ex has behaved - start a diary of events now, so that should you take it to court / it be taken to court, then you have the info to hand.

CAFCASS will have no interest in removing your DD unless she's at risk from being in your care (ie of serious neglect, abuse, whatever). They won't give a toss about your PND, so long as it doesn't interfere with your parenting. Given that you have a DP, that shows you're fully capable of maintaining relationships (and thus highlights what a twunt your ex is).

Sorry if any of this has been said previously.

BoF - are there any specialist charities / grant organisations that could help with funding? Or even tv programmes such as DIY SOS?

Mits - a remote controlled caravan? Huh?

BoF - sorry you still feel rough, and your DD had some sort of nightime "adventure"

Bitter - rather than having his bollocks for earrings, go for the - I know it's a hard time for you, but please let me know asap of a change in plans.

SaF - sorry you are feeling heartsore.

DeFluff - ex is a piece of work. as a former lawyer I can't believe he would be such a plank re:motoring legalities, I was always v keen to keep my nose uber clean in case of any implications on my professional registation. IME of OCD and the "professionals" if anything they underestimate it a bit, just expect you to have a beautifully clean house etc!

Iggi - sorry about AF< hope next month is your month

Shiney - was speaking to a nurse colleague about diets and plateau (thinking of me btw, didn't think of you til later...) anyway her strong recommendation was to exercise more to kickstart weightloss.

Come on girls lets do some Birthday Pom Pom shaking for JuJu ..

I think it is a parking feature for folk who are anal specific about parking really JuJu, but it was cool to watch a caravan going up hill by itself.

Hey JJDad - it was DH's birthday yesterday. Did you get any nice pressies? >

birthday cake JJD? Yours or lo? Does it have extra icing?

OOh Happy BIrthday Jujusdad

I am sad that so many lovely and wonderful Mothers have such an awful time with dickhead exp's, I really am. You all deserve happiness and love, not fuckwittery and mindgames.

Bitter, see, I told you it gets easier. You'll be on Level 2 next week!

Mitts

Iggi, am slightly worried that you think our snog may have impregnated you, one for the DM there

Have dyed my hair, not so much dark golden brown as hint of tangerine. Ah well.

Happy Birthday JuJu's!

Lizzy - at this point in time, I don't believe I'll ever get to level 2

Is this you?

Actually, I bet you are more this

Ello. Sorry for the shit days.

I'm sure your hair will look lovely tomorrow Lizzy, it just needs to settle down or something.