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I've managed to sneak back on to mumsnet for a few hours and have been called a 'cunt' already, I'm pretty cool

Can't read all posts on here but will wait for new thread so can start again.

FB - I want to be friends, I will cry unless someone friends me on there NOW.

And can you all pls tell me what you think of Duo boots, really want a pair but they are 185 in the sale argh...

My own fault, someone was saying last week about being poor because they couldn't afford a taxi. I didn't comment (I'm reet reserved like that I am), but noticed they were very aggressive. Anyway, today they were being really horrible about netmums, I've never been on there but their comments were vile.

I mentioned they were vile and said they weren't poor either. Oops. Now they've followed me onto a thread where I asked someone if they wanted some baby clothes and called me a cunt. I usually have to pay good money for that kind of abuse

Shines - lets have a crap ex competition mine hasn't paid maintenance for 9 months and sent me solicitor's letters to get access to dd1 every fortnight. When I agreed he said actually he only wants every 6 weeks!!! That's roughly 5 hours every 6 weeks.

Anyway, about those boots, tell me not to, I'm on maternity leave and can't afford to!

It wasn't because I couldn't afford a taxi there was a lot more to it than that. That's taken it completely out of context. I'm sick of people telling me what I did and didn't go through, hence the aggression on that thread in which there were some nasty and demeaning comments. My thread about netmums wasn't even that serious a few others said it wasn't a nice OP but you got personal. And I'm not some weird stalker I keep coming across you today as if fate is throwing us together or something which TBH I'm not happy about and you probably aren't either.

fluff - how very dare they! though netmums is mingingy mingness.

you can't have a crap ex's comp as i always win. and depress everyone on the thread at the same time.

£185 for apair of boots! dear god i've had car's cheaper than that

Hello all , I am seriously pissed

Can somebody steer me in the right direction to normal life ?

Pissed (drunk) or pissed (off), Wilbury?

Sorry, been trying to find out the dirt on Cheryl Cole on HF's thread, still confused.

Sazz, the day I become a Sazz fitness queen tm, I will be happy!

Ummm, Hi Slubber and Fluff.

Fluff, I know nothing about boots but I think it is nearly time to stop wearing them now anyway?

WTF is going on? Is everyone on a pancake sugar high?

Not stalkerish yet turns upon a thread never visited before just after fluff!

If you are here for the thread then welcome junglist, if not then move along - nothing to see here.

Oh and Fluff no to the boots.

Oooh, give us a synopsis, LL!

junglist - welcome to you - if you are joining our thread, if not, please close the door behind you.

hi defluff and slubber

I have been really good today, and only had 1 pancake

Had a bit of a nightmare day though, so am pleased with myself for resisting the lure of the comfort food that is pancakes and chocolate. Junior was at her holiday club today, and mini at nursery. So, we all set off for the bus - junior to go one way and mini and me the other. Half way round junior realises she has forgot her purse, so runs back for it (with keys). She takes ages, so i set off back looking for her. She then ambles around the corner, in floods of tears as she slipped on the garden path and fell. She is hypersensitive and a drama queen so was really shook up - the builders from across the road had to come and see to her.

So, i calm her back down again and we set off again for the bus. All fine so far.

I goes off to Sunderland for a few things and dont get back home till after 2. I then realise that junior didnt give me my keys back and i am now locked out Cue me standing around, sitting on wheelie bin etc for the next 90 mins until she got home, as she was out with her club, without her phone, and i didnt know where they were. I was not best pleased, and freezing

Anyway, i ramble

Vinny - thats awful about Finnster - i would def say something to them, and possibly even the parent! (well, actually i would want to but would wimp out)

Yank - yes, i am up for the meet up in Leeds, though it would be best for me towards the end of March if that is ok? And are we doing it with kids or without? Just i will have to try and sort out childcare DEM, thats a shame you cant make it

Bella - hope your cake turns out ok

Travelling, you OK?

DIB, CC is either a smackhead or lets men pee up her poo chute

Defluff, you are a minx, nice to see you.

its not coincidental that you have posted in this thread though Junglist. you have clearly followed Fluff over here.

very poor show

I am officially pissed xxx
I will read in am min , but I haven't smoked .
Hurrah for me xxx

and i could beat you all hands down with the crap ex comp if i told you everything - but then i worry that you would hate me

Awww Jet, poor Junior and poor you being locked out.

Fluff - Hmm, I think with regards to the boots, if you are going to get some wear out of them then yes, but otherwise do you think you may be better waiting till next autumn?

I thought you would like it Shiney - Slubs being on our thread! She was a great help to me in my hour of need. I had to go stalk her out.

Travelling, get yourself a huuuuge drink of water and then go to bed.

Jesus LL

Good for you, Wilbury. I may join you shortly.

@ Travelling

Good girl.

Lizzy yes I am fine thank you , just very ver6y drunk

How are you ? And what the buggery is junhlist doing ?

travelling - she has followed defluff here from another thread which is not the done thing.

I dunno Travelling and I haven't even had a drink!
Bellas right, big glass of water and some nurofen before bed.

Well done on the not smoking, you're doing fab

That is ok I hada go for her moaning about netmums too . I know they sre wusses but .....