Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Fab, do you want to come to the meet up?

Nothing like the prospect of meeting up with a bunch of internet strangers (from a helthy eating thread no less) to stop you reaching for the biscuit tin!

Ah okay that sounds good Mits , Reality - be mine - I promise I won't try to snog you haha - I assume they won't charge you until we book in?

Ooo lizzy where is it? and when?

OMG TDWP, your lunch sounds gorgeous

Far better than 0% yoghurt and walnuts anyway.....

Right off to DS2's swimming lessons, then stuff to sort in town, then school run, then dropping DC off at PIL (YAY!) then home to get my old haggard self ready for tonight....my need a nap n all

What do you need to be saved from (dashes into phonebox to get changed)

Fab, I've just had Neighbourhood Cat come in to sit on my chair and lick her arse. She snuck in when I opened the door to someone from Freecycle.

12th June in Manchester, Fab.

Gotta go

what are we saving you from?

I am going to be fabulous and slim when you all meet me, i have jsut got to remember to stop eating junk from now until june

oh and I will save you if i can have some of that bread!

I think that's the only reason this thread works - typing = can't eat

The cat is smothering me

She tried to steal my lettuce, wanted my soup and now she is sat as close to me as possible and I can barely move. I think she is trying to say move so she can sit here.

can't do there and then as too far as my ds2 birthday on the 13th. Have a good time though.

cat has now rested her head on my arm so I can't move my arm.

ooh yeah Fab - you gotta come

Thanks Hells and Mitts - 2 rooms Can i have a look round your suite hells

You defo shouldnt starve yourself, unless of course it is the final 2 days before a monthly weigh in

I have had a salad sandwhich for lunch, and all this talk of food is just making me hungry again

Oh, and i am seriously considering taking Junior out of school to home ed her - she is really struggling with the constant levels of noise and distraction

jet - I have not really booked that penthouse. I'm teasing! It would have to be solid gold with champagne coming out of the taps to justify that.

hells - i did realise that lol, hence the wink

Good news from ex - he has agreed to have the girls that weekend, on the condition that he can change one weekend if need be - i agreed if i had a minimum of 4 months notice

So, have got room sorted, childcare sorted, need to sort trains out, and errmmmm - just the small matter of losing enough weight before June to actually wear something which doesnt make me look like a giant hippo will suit the occasion

Oh no I don't snore. Nor do I vomit. I have been known to try to get in bed with people though

Haven't booked - but Mizz has booked an extra room so will claim that one!

Do you want to book train tickets together too? I'll prob wait until closer to the date to get cheapie ones.

at jet!

How do I namechange? I need to answer someone on another thread and can't do it as me (nothing sinister!)

I. AM. HAVING. A. HOT. FLUSH.

I thought you might all want to know.

Fab...sorry you can't come. But I am sure there will be others.

Go into my mumsnet hells, sign in and I think you change on something like registration details...

I can report that the previously mentioned bread I have made is very nice but the person who wrote the recipe is a doughnut as it needed a lot less time in the oven than she said.

A tasty bread recipe written by a doughnut? An act of self-preservation, do you think?