Shiney Merrily On High, This Christmas Food Is Healthy

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No more eating lots of pie, we're staying fit and wealthy...etc etc

Welcome to this seasonal healthy eating thread- all welcome, and the only fat birds will be the turkeys

Join the festive chat, and we'll keep each other on the straight and narrow!

Hey jet... hows it going?

thanks shiney - i wasnt hinting

Well, junior's friends have just left- they are lovely! Very much a couple of jokers (sisters) and had junior in stitches for most of the time. As an added bonus, minijet attached herself to them as well - so i had a couple of hours off! I then found a bottle of red wine i had stashed - but could only look longingly at it, as due to meds, i cant drink alcohol

they brought junior some lovely pressies, so of course now she is worrying that she hadnt got them anything - but as we are taking her shopping on monday for a xmas day dress, she can get something then - gives her an excuse to call back round

sorry, i am waffling again

good thanks DSM is DEM - right?

Oh Jet, how lovely, sounds like your girls had fun

Vinny, ooh, wonder what you'll get? You may have been nominated more than once

sorry, didnt mean for that message to be so short DEM!

am fine thanks, its lovely being able to get online more - even though as this computer is in junior's room, i have to sit through hours of icarly and drake and josh

I am counting the days until i get the laptop back, and can sit and surf while watching enders

how about you?

Surviving just about. life is truely mad. i am knackered and about to go to bed - 8:30pm almost unheard of in these parts as i am normally up til stupid am. tomo i will be up at stupid am...

Looking forward to tomo night.

I cheated. have taken the ribbon off my ss and unhooked the selotape on the ends. But still not unfolded and looked yet.

right. here i am.
I am forcing myself to pretend to eat healthily so i can play with the popular gang.

whatavigoddado?

You've got to post a lot, mosstly. A LOT.

Um, and talk about food. For example: I ate a jaffa cake but not the whole packet. (I don't actually have any jaffa cakes, that's just an example).

HI Mamazon

Knackered tonight, may go to bed soon.

Bella, how is your DS, did he go to his concert?

We may be snowed in tomorrow, we live in a valley at the bottom of a very steep road, if school is open may have to go on the bus. Bit of a wuss about driving in the snow after I skidded into a wall the year before last

Helllooooooo Mamazon! Did you see that comment on your quiche thread about it being hijacked? Tell me they got the wrong end of the stick- you weren't offended were you?

Evening all

No time for breakfast this morning, so ate six () biscuits in work and then, as I shopped through lunch, ate another four in the afternoon. Oh, plus a whacking great pile of pringles.

Am feeling FAAAAAT.

I think I'll go back on the Shiney Wagon on 4th Jan. How much weight do you reckon I'll put on before then? I'm going for 2/3 stone.

not offended at all.
havent' been able to read the whole of that thrhead yet as i've only just been able to get back online (hoorrahh - but BT are a pile of wank)

OOh cock and cake. i reckon i can manage that. and im guessing that talking about cock doesn't count as talking about food? im mean unless im actually swallowing ....which i don't.
did you know that the typical man produces 5ml of spunk eahc time he ejaculates. and that 5ml of spunk has a similar amount of calories to a chocolate digestive

i'd much rather the digestive personally. makes much less fuss when i dunk it in me coffee.

don't start about snow. im borrowing my dads car. i live at the very top of a very very steep hill. i am praying that it wont be snowed and iced over tommorrow. othehrwise there will be a mamazon sized hole in the building at the bottom of the hill.

mamazon - swallowing i think you will fit right in and welcome!

Mamazon..hi it's a bit like getting on a giant hamster wheel turned by manic hamsters, you just have to keep trying to jump on, or wait till it stops momentarily!!

The same as a Choc Digestive? Really?

Sorry DH

hamster wheel?? fuck me them, things look like they take an awful lot of energy.

shal i admit that when Ds had a hamster that would only ever use the fecking wheel just as i was dropping off to sleep, i poked a cocktail stick through the bar to act as a brake so he couldn't use it?

no? ok, i didn't then

just showing DC's the smileys!!!

can just imagine you looking at dh with a gob full of crumbs.

...is lascivious lip-licking involved?

Hi Mamazon! I don't think you know me (normally YanknCock) but I think I've seen you around and admired your norks or something.

I'm sure I read somewhere that spunk only had 4 calories per 'serving'. I'd still rather have a chocolate digestive.

ROfl at complain at willy dunking in tea

I need fucking sleep. Ds is off sleep meds and i am about to commit murder for some sleep. I am sooo tired and have soo much work to do. I have a really really bad headache from lack of sleep. and all this snow means ds might well not be going to his dads on sunday so i can get some R&R before heading down for a fun filled christmas with my ex

I am mad! Going to eat a and have another shout at ds about sleep.

Mamazon...d'ya do hugs? I always wanna hug you....not sure about obliging with the fg if you don't mind, the occasional snog but I'm boringly cock obsessed hetrosexual. Apart from my current girly crushes.