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Shiney Merrily On High, This Christmas Food Is Healthy

1001 replies

BitOfFun · 14/12/2009 19:16

No more eating lots of pie, we're staying fit and wealthy...etc etc

Welcome to this seasonal healthy eating thread- all welcome, and the only fat birds will be the turkeys

Join the festive chat, and we'll keep each other on the straight and narrow!

OP posts:
FlamingoCrimbo · 17/12/2009 20:51

Hi Mamazon.

LizzyLordsALeaping · 17/12/2009 20:51

HI DIB by that way (have not been good myself today, my stomach is sticking out fabulously).

BOF at your 2 stone gain through man fat, was it worth it though?

KissingUnderTheMittsletoe · 17/12/2009 20:52

BoF

Mamazontopofsantabeingrude · 17/12/2009 20:52

nah Bof - thats got more to do with the fact you wash it down with a biccy.

I recognise you Yank - i know i have admired your name many times.

VinegarTinselTits · 17/12/2009 20:52

i am having a sherry cos its xmas and its my last day in work tomorrow until january! woohoo

you guys are sneaky the best thankyou to all who might have nominated me, i am getting all tearful now, oh no i think im gonna cry into my sherry

VinegarTinselTits · 17/12/2009 20:53

and hello to mamazon, knew you couldnt resist us for long

YanknChristmasCrackers · 17/12/2009 20:54

BOF

I'm doing well to even be talking about it. When I was pregnant, the sight of semen made me retch. Poor DH, I think he was slightly hurt.

FlamingoCrimbo · 17/12/2009 20:54

Mitts - who have you got a girly crush on?

VinegarTinselTits · 17/12/2009 20:55

theres a fight in corrie

Mamazontopofsantabeingrude · 17/12/2009 20:55

Kissing - you have to change your name to remove the "the" then i can abreviate to Kum. it will amuse me muchly.

i do hugs but i charge extra

i am a complete 100% hetro. except when im shagging women, but then i havent done that for yonks and yonks and well... bloody ages.

DidSantasMum · 17/12/2009 20:56

Ok i cheated. I said I wont open ss til tomo but i needed a smile. i have posted on the other thread and going to find some sticky stuff to clear up. My ss knows me very very well!

LizzyLordsALeaping · 17/12/2009 20:56

Vinny, you are drinking sherry and watching Corrie?
Are you off to Bingo tomorrow night?

DingDongBinaryOnHigh · 17/12/2009 20:56

at "man fat"

BAD Lizzy

VinegarTinselTits · 17/12/2009 20:57

err yes lizzy, does that mean i'm turning into my Nan?

Mamazontopofsantabeingrude · 17/12/2009 20:57

Vinny - aww have you had an appeal pressie? aww good for you. i love reading the thank you threads. makes me feel all warm and gooey.

and not in a sexual way before BoF starts

LizzyLordsALeaping · 17/12/2009 20:59

Yep, Vinny

Nowt wrong with that though, my Nan is fab, she has only just stopped riding her bike everywhere, is like Nana from The Royle Family (I only drink sherry/advocaat at Christmas, yeah right!) and is very funny. She also has a boyfriend and is out every night dancing. She's a good girl.

VinegarTinselTits · 17/12/2009 21:01

i have been nominated mamazon, mnhq told me, but i havent had a pressie yet, but im just so thrilled to be nominated that i dont care

pmsl at lizzies nan, i hope i am like that when i am her age

YanknChristmasCrackers · 17/12/2009 21:02

am pleased to report I stayed within my WW points AGAIN today! It was close there, with having pizza for lunch and going to Costa while trapped in the hell that is our local shopping mall. I still have 4.5 I can use. Tesco being delivered shortly, please remind me not to eat all the SunBites in one go?

Have to wait to do hair until DH is back from the gym. Can't really unload groceries with a head full of stinky dye.

BitOfFunderthemistletoe · 17/12/2009 21:02

It was the sticky stuff to clear up that DSM mentioned that set my smut radar twitching first.

Mamazontopofsantabeingrude · 17/12/2009 21:02

your nan sounds brill Lizzy.

i want to be a cool nana when i get there. I want my grandkids to be ever so slightly embarrassed but in a good way.

I reckon i've pretty much achieved thatw ith my dc's so shouldn't bee to hard

VinegarTinselTits · 17/12/2009 21:03

its colder than a nuns knickers tonight, i am watching Moonlighting

BitOfFunderthemistletoe · 17/12/2009 21:05

Oh I used to love Moonlighting. I want us to set up a detective agency from this thread- Moonshining. We can unmask trolls.

KissingUnderTheMittsletoe · 17/12/2009 21:06

FB...The lovely Penelope Cruz and my slightly scary but awesome KickBoxing instructress!!

And the Androgenous Duracell Bunny

LizzyLordsALeaping · 17/12/2009 21:07

She is brill, I can't wait until I'm older, it is a licence to just say what you like.

My Nan comes out with some great things, like telling my Stepmom she looks brassy and common , but she just gets away with it.

Yep, old age will suit "foot in mouth" me

Mamazontopofsantabeingrude · 17/12/2009 21:07

I am rubbish at troll hunting.
I can usually spot a leg pull straight off but the devious ones, thaht go on for ages. they escape me. i just dont take that much notice of peoples whinging

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