Shiney Merrily On High, This Christmas Food Is Healthy

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No more eating lots of pie, we're staying fit and wealthy...etc etc

Welcome to this seasonal healthy eating thread- all welcome, and the only fat birds will be the turkeys

Join the festive chat, and we'll keep each other on the straight and narrow!

Evening

Fanny - my friend went to Barcelona for IVF. her little girl is the same age as DD

Coats - Mine is lovely Audrey Hepburn stylee navy blue double breasted from Zara (doesn't fit quite as well as it once did )

DEM - i am a 32F and get my bras from John Lewis. The Freya and Fantasie ones are very good and about £25

I am feeling really fat atm and miserable. Not feeling christmassy at all, still got loads to do and DH is worrying about money (you would not believe how little i have spent) and i just want to hibernate til it is all over

As you were

HOT OFF THE PRESS

Text from Shiney just received:

"Oh my god. He is hideous. Oh help. Oh I am counting the minutes"

I have told her to pull herself together and threatened to read her text at their wedding

Can't wait for the details.

Poor Shiney

Well, yes, but great for us

Tell her to stick at it, BoF, if only for the prescription pad.

Oh dear

D'ya think she'd post the condoms on??

oh no poor shiney, can you ring her bof and say your the plummer she needs to get home quick her boiler has burst?

it would be a great excuse to leave the date early

I'm back again, life is manic at the moment with 3 over excited lo's, school events, pre-school events, playgroup events, Uni work and then Damn Christmas

Sounds like I am just in time to re-connect and get all the gossip from Shiney's date.

I have sent my SS (Monday), and recieved my SS but I'm saving it for Christmas because I want stuff to open I have posted on the SS thread explaining this hope that is OK with everyone.

Diet wise I am just getting fatter and fatter

I'm going to get the next 2 weeks out of the way, and make sure I don't go over the top with it all and then crack on.

I have also decided I am going to take the tablets that the Dr keeps offering me and use them to keep me in check. So I shall be calling on the guru jet for tips and advice.

Jet you have been warned.

How is everyone doing? Are you all set for Christmas?

Oh and I have confirmed the group request on FB, if anyone would like to add me then go ahead my initials are VC and I must update my profile pic. It's of DS at the moment.

Nope not at all. Can we have an extra few months before christmas so that i can get organised please...

Are you back completely or just over christmas? PLus there are a few who would like to join shiney cult fb and were told there wasnt an adminstrator to sort it out. is this the case?

Hi Jaq, nice to see you, we are waiting on news of Shiney, she's on a date tonight, the lastest update was that he is 'hideous' so dont go buying a hat just yet

Evening - hi Jac, good to see you

I have had another wrapathon tonight, so just leaves the DD's pressies and Secret Santas for our New Years eve party

I have discovered i need 2 more small pressies but have a window of opportunity until next Weds to source them

LOL at the nightmare pharmacist - not sure he would have included 'hideous' on his profile resume

Off to bed now. No exercise tomorrow as i am having my hair cut, coloured and blow dried instead. I am off to my works do tomorrow night and am hoping no-one recognises the new me when i get hideously drunk

I'm admin on FB still and have accepted a request that has come through this evening. I think the requestee would have got a message saying there is no admin to accept it right now but they have emailed me so when I sign in I can do it, and I have. Hope that help

I am bacl completely now, hurrah, but still have mahem going on that won't change for a few weeks yet so I shall just squeeze MN in with it all.

I hope Shiney has managed to take a sneaky pic on her phon to share with us all so we can decided for ourselves

where is the shiney one. she gone to wash her eyeballs in bleach before she comes to post or is she just that tramatised she cant post tonight and has to crash?

I give up. I'm off to bed. I have sooo much to do before friday. And no idea how it is going to get done before then. I need to get sorted and sleep.

Plus my OU results are due out friday
And i have to sort my primary school dates out and try to organise a post 16 experience.

Well I've just got off the phone to Shiney on her way home- it was, as expected, a night full of Shiney incidents, but I'll let her tell the story tomorrow

Although she will try to be discreet after we got told off for being meanies on the arse-stretching plumber thread- we are resolved to be well behaved on here until, ooh, at least Christmas...

cant wait to hear all about it Shiney, when are you seeing him again?

Oooh a reason to stay up just a little bit longer.

ok...some of that can be worked with...new wardrobe, fatten him up a bit, short haircut (best if receeding), get eyes lasered or at least fashionable glasses....

If you did all that would you be able to fancy him? How good is his personality?

The soothing soak? That sounds like a description of me on the relationships boards after a vat of wine.

Jaq thanks for sorting out facebook group for me, have added you!

I'd add more people except I don't know who is who on there! My initials are SRW if you want to add me.

oh fuck

i gave up internet dating for this very reason, the disappointment i mean, i couldnt hack it any more

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am so sorry to laugh at you, but this is funny and typical Shiney.

I have no amazing words of wisdom to offer I'm afraid, all I can do is point and laugh.