Shiney Happy Healthy Eaters This Way Please!

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...for our 31st Heathy Eating thread- I can't promise that we aren't re-cycling titles for the thread at this point, and like any sequel it will no doubt be full of inferior lines and piss-poor cinematography (after all, who can beat the links to Terry Wogan? Oops), but we are all here and welcome any newcomers who want to join in the frenzy and hilarity that are the Shiney threads, named for our glorious leader

We chat, support, and shout at each other in varying amounts, and try to stay on the straight and narrow for health, weight-loss or both. Join in, and have fun- it's cheaper than weightwatchers, and there are rude jokes and bargain shopping codes too- what more could you ask for?

You cannot kill the Shiney thread. It's not possible

Nothing like a bit of righteous indignation on a cold, lonely night!

Whats going on, why am i needed in chat?

You were needed to rear your ugly head on Anyfucker's thread- but common sense has prevailed and she has been reprieved.

Ahh thats good, text me next time i was watching imacelebritygetmeout

well the last MNer i gave my number too, keeps texting me weird stalkerish things like 'i like cheese'

have been too scared to give my number out since

PMSL it was bof taking the piss out of a thread once about a girl who had a stalker that send weird texts, next minute i knew, i was getting them from bof the nutter

Oh yes, tell us the cheese story again- that was so funny

Hahahaha, I forgot it was me

Was it?

lol i will have to find that thread

PMSL. A one off text of 'I like cheese' or 'I'm eating a biscuit' isn't particularly stalkerish......unless there was a question mark on the end which expected a reply.....and usually a reply straight away or the original texter gets all upset cos you never replied at the speed of lightning

Can't believe I just spent the entire evening on the AnyFucker thread. I have a job application due in tomorrow! DH has abandoned me and gone to bed. I still have breast milk to pump too, so can't sleep yet. Fuck.

Here it is!

Shiney you have a habbit of making me

Bloody hell i am in one weird mood tonight.
Anyone got a clue as to how to centre me before i have to be sensible tomo?

OMG how did you find it so quick

TWC - A friend of mine had a RL stalker who actually sent her cheese through the post . After the 3rd time she went to the police station. Interesting conversation:

Friend: I think i have a stalker
Policeman: Is he intimidating you?
Friend: Errrr, yes
Policeman: How does this manifest itself?
Friend: I get small parcels of cheese through the post
Policeman:

Friend:

Apparently the whole station were pissing themselves about parcels containing crumbs of blue cheese and cheddar and the policeman crying with laughter trying to take a statement . My friend is a Yorkshire lass and great storyteller so she took all the ribbing in her stride

It's the wrong one, I think! It was about a woman who was trying to extricate herself from someone who constantly texted her really random things though...

yes that was the wrong one bof, psml at the cheese parcels though

Night all, am wending my way to bed sofa, DD is really struggling settling in her new bedroom, is clingy with DH and I can't do anther night sleeping 3 in a bed.

Night all- good luck with the job application, Yank

Night all...