Shiney Happy Healthy Eaters This Way Please!

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...for our 31st Heathy Eating thread- I can't promise that we aren't re-cycling titles for the thread at this point, and like any sequel it will no doubt be full of inferior lines and piss-poor cinematography (after all, who can beat the links to Terry Wogan? Oops), but we are all here and welcome any newcomers who want to join in the frenzy and hilarity that are the Shiney threads, named for our glorious leader

We chat, support, and shout at each other in varying amounts, and try to stay on the straight and narrow for health, weight-loss or both. Join in, and have fun- it's cheaper than weightwatchers, and there are rude jokes and bargain shopping codes too- what more could you ask for?

Err well i have been here since thread number one and have lost erm.....hmmm well god loves a trier, he adores me

i would like to lose a stone by Monday but on this thread i am more likely to lose £'s rather than lbs (can't resist a bargain or a promo code me)

A man has a terrible accident with some machinery and, tragically, gets his cock cut off.

He sees a consultant who reassures him that a prosthetic alternative can transform the situation, and spells out his options...there's the NHS model, your basic four inches, but free. Then there's the Premier version, which is eight inches, but costs a thousand pounds. And then there is the Super Deluxe version, which is twelve inches, a vibrating function, and it also spins 360 degrees. It costs five grand though.

The consultant lets him go out into the lobby to discuss it with his wife, who says that the NHS one would be fine by her. "Listen love," says the man, "I've got some money put aside, and there are a couple of policies I can cash in that I haven't told you about, so I'm thinking we can afford to push the boat out a bit here..."

Ten minutes later, the man goes back into the consulting room, and the doctor asks him what he is going to go for.

"NHS please, doctor- we're getting a new kitchen."

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Hellooo

Right, seen as I am orf to a Spa hotel over the festive season, I need to get my arse in gear and at least try....

There you go, I mean- a cock joke!

Is it obligatory that we start threads with talk of cock now?

Right you lot.

Camping.

either last weekend in July so 31st if you want to do Camp Bestival, or last weekend June/first July for my 40th.

I would love to do camp bestival next year, count me in

Hiya! I've been waiting for the start of a new thread to join you again.

I just rejoined WW online as the points thing seems to be the only way I can control my portions. I'm still exclusively breastfeeding, so get a stupid number of points (36!!). Last week lost 7lbs, but given that I've got 7 stone to lose, not as drastic as it may seem.

I also like cock jokes.

OK If you wnat to do CB then you need to book non camping tickets. We have large garden, showers/baths, BBQ's, poss babysitters, swimming pond etc so could be good.

Will there be ginger beer?

Plenty of it mixed with gin (because that makes it taste better)

Will there be mead?

Fanny how big is you back garden? i love camping, when can we come! when can we come?

Tis big and a field, and yes can do mead

Thanks Sazzles! I'm a bit scared it might have just been water weight and/or a combination of weighing myself after the morning feed and a big poo .

That's the nice thing about weighing in at home--optimal conditions.

BoF

Am Squeezy. I want to lose a stone or a stone and a half......am on and off the wagon like a.....erm......can't think of a comparison.....which just about sums up my success so far.

However.....am currently back on....the wagon, that is.....Woohoo! Lets see how long it lasts

Chat is easy! Diet is hard. Were it not for this thread, it would be a helluva lot harder!