Shiney Happy Healthy Eaters This Way Please!

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...for our 31st Heathy Eating thread- I can't promise that we aren't re-cycling titles for the thread at this point, and like any sequel it will no doubt be full of inferior lines and piss-poor cinematography (after all, who can beat the links to Terry Wogan? Oops), but we are all here and welcome any newcomers who want to join in the frenzy and hilarity that are the Shiney threads, named for our glorious leader

We chat, support, and shout at each other in varying amounts, and try to stay on the straight and narrow for health, weight-loss or both. Join in, and have fun- it's cheaper than weightwatchers, and there are rude jokes and bargain shopping codes too- what more could you ask for?

just think though bof, you wouldnt be able to go back to bed and shag all day if you had another

Oh yes,I am well aware of this

Laughing at Corset talk and Thomas the Tank Engine talk all in one day.

The party went well although explaining that we had taken prettily dressed little girls to the park on a damp, chilly November afternoon and that they were all wet (the park has a fab water play area) was a bit of a moment, but taken in good spirit by the mums and dads.

I left the DC's at their Dads and came home to sleep though. Why is it the children wre ill but I feel like pants. The likely hood of another minimitts is slim and remote. I don't get broody, am too old, like my sleep too much and also hate children.

I'm having a barny about an x-factor contestant, i think i must be BORED

Erm, no broodiness here thanks

One day though Trill? and you can call him/her Vinny?

I need more wine, we are entering the jungle

I have a dress, it's 3 years old and has been worn to at least 5 similar thigns before, but it cost £100 and is lovely, so I don't care.

Ummm, maybe Vinny. Shall I ask DP?

DP says good thing our surname isn't Jones.

(he said 'our surname...' )

What's wrong with Jones?

Johnson is a very good name

No talk of cocks

Hes always up

heeheee

1001 ways with a carrot?!

Ay up. I've been ill, but I'm better.
I didn't even have a bloody KFC on Thursday.

Been watching Zombieland, very good film, though possibly not wisest choice only 24 hours after recovery from stomach bug.

See you tomorrow.

Helloooo

Thanks for the invite Shiney! Does this healthy eating thingy include red wine and buttery crumpets?

Where is the cock chat then??

Oh cock chat is never far from our midst

Let me think of a welcoming joke...

It was the postman?s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a pound coin sticking out from under the cup?s bottom edge. ?All this was just too wonderful for words,? he said, ?but what?s the pound for??
?Well,? she said, ?last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.?
He said, ?Fuck him, give him a quid.?
The lady then said, ?The breakfast was my idea.?

welcome wickedwench red wine and crumpets are not healthy eating, please hand these things over to me so i can look after them for you, here have a carrot, its healthy

Excellent BOF. Just read that out to my DP, he's gone downstairs laughing his socks off. Our postman is a right minger tho

Very welcoming, thanks!