Revolutionaries of The Shiney Path - The Gorillas In Our Midst Eat Healthily

[BitOfFun]

Welcome to our 22nd Healthy Eating thread under the auspicious eye of Shiney the Cult Leader. She is vegetarian (like a gorilla), but you don't have to be! Or hairy!

I may be getting distracted by my over-cryptic thread title (it is hard when all the obvious ones have been done- fwiw The Shining Path are a South American guerrilla group and I'm looking at watching Che on dvd later, what can I say...), but I have been appointed Tsar With Authority for Titles, and starting this on a Friday night may be ill-judged, BUT...

We are here with the aim of eating healthily, losing weight in varying amounts if that is what we wish, and most of all posting as often as we're able to support each other. We have a good laugh too. Allegedly. But we're no trouble, no siree...

New-comers very welcome, just introduce yourselves and pile in!

Shiney - just reading other threads. Put the farking heating on. No wonder you're ill! (or at least it doesn't help)

Boffy! (said in the style of Sam Malone)

Night all. Look forward to hearing all about your gp visit (hint hint) tomorrow Shiney.

Why are printers so slow? only want it to print 50 pages not an encyclopedia. 5 mins in and 1 page had been printed. stupid f... micro soft win dows crap.

Slimey girl, get some vit C into your system, turn on the heating and eat something nutritious like sprouted beans or something, this illing is not on, your our leader you need to be well

Dr may not do fuck all (most are useless as a hat full of arseholes in my experience) but at least you will have ruled that one out

You may have a chest infection or a uti? do you usually piss yourself?

Poor shiney.

just get yourself some tenner lady and get yourself well again

then when your better go horse riding or do a lot of shagging, or something else than will tighten those muscles

its quite common most of my friend piss themselfs a lot, we try not to make them laugh to much, or we smell like a bunch of geriatrics

Lovely - just what you need when you're throwing up.

Shiney we are here for you - you give enough entertainment most of the time that even if you were bering boring we would support you in your boringness.

oh i know all about big headed babies, my sil was one of my birthing partners, she said it looked like i have been massacred after they had to cut me to get ds2 out

Oh I've had issues when doing star-jumps or some ill-advised trampolining...I kind of brace myself and even cross my legs when I feel a big sneeze coming on too

let you into a secret here...

everytime i cough, sneeze or throw up a pile the size of a grapefruit pops out and i have to sneak to the loo to pop it back in

OMFG - you lot are mental. PMSL, seriously, tears running down the face and everything!!

Sary stuff Vinny...can anyone help me here in that case- only Mits really replied...

Scary, I meant

Blimey O'Reilly, More4