Cake? "Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shiney!" And Other Ways To Resist Temptation...

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Welcome to what may be our 21st Healthy Eating thread!

We take it with varying levels of seriousness- in fact we are a pretty light-hearted bunch generally, but we do support each other, whether we are trying to lose a little (or a lot of) weight, or just get fitter.

Shiney is our Glorious Leader , ably backed up by the ass-kicking Sycamoretree and many other lovely regulars.

Come and join us- post as much as you can and join in the fun, nay, the phenomenon that is the Shiney thread

My god Shiney how do you find time for a bath and a shower on a daily basis? I only manage one of those on days when I can creep out of bed before DS wakes up!

[smug emoticon] I knew having to have the c sections would come in handy one day when I got older and had a cough.

Me too Bella, although i was nearly caught out by a trampoline the other week

Ooh, this no-swaering-in-your-name malarkey looks intriguing. Is it? Or will I be bored?

No swearing anywhere according to some. Wimpy fuckers.

Sneezing and trampolines are my downfalls.
2 Ventouses and a 10lb 11oz DS2 has made that area a trifle different to how it used to be. Despite constant pelvic floor exercises.

Anyone tried those machine things that are supposed to help you do pelvic floor exercises?

eek maybe at 9 4 and 9 6 then and if I had of had normal births - who knows....

i wont take anything for my illness....will fight it naturally... back soon , have 300 unread emails...

Paltry 5 7 and 6 11 here. Apparently i also have very good childbearing hips according to the MW . Needn't have had those really - slim ones would have done me fine

7lb8oz and 8lb2oz here. Would have been fine, but ds (7lb8oz) had a head on the 97th centile that was approx the size of a football.

GRRRR at the swearing threads.

DS1 was 8lb 13oz, so DS2 was a shock, they both got v stuck though, despite me having massive wide hips (childbearing hips like you Sazz), I always thought I'd pop em out.
The ventouse thing made it far easier, not like I had to properly push em out, am a bit of a fraud tbh. Stitches were the worst bit.

DIB, I know, it's getting v tedious. Mind you, have had a bit of a to do on a 2 boys thread, some loon being v tactless, got me quite riled up.

I think you should be DreamsInFuckingBinary in protest!

i complained about the poster called CW...not to MNHQ...would never do that...to her face (so to speak).....i don't mind the odd swear word in posts....but i hate the C word...

omg...was it any of you..?

Not me, DP

I don't do namechanging and am not a fan of the c you next tuesday word (iyswim).

I have nothing against bad language on a site for adults. Wasn't me though

Am tempted, Trill...Have you eaten yet, btw?

Ho ho

For your (now weekly) geeky humour hit, try googling 'recursion'.

Yes, we've eaten. At about a quarter past nine. Not actually massively late by our standards.

I tend to reserve swearing for when I need it. Same reason I normally drink tea, so I can bring out the coffee when I'm tired and it will actually have an effect. You need to save the big guns for serious situations.

DIB, you've made my head hurt.

Are you all in bed?

It is soooooooo nice today.

Kickboxing is fab and perks me up no end. I am going to save up and try and get some one to one sessions after christmas.
I was extremely lucky with both my childrens births. DS was about 6 7 and DD was 6 11, and apart from a bit of a scare with DS I had short easy labours. I do count my blessings.